WELCOME to FRIDAY AUGUST 16, 2024

Here’s The Story….
I couldn’t decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or Denver for vacation,
so I called the airlines to get prices. “Airfare to Denver is $300,” the cheery salesperson replied.
“And what about Salt Lake City?”
“We have a really great rate to Salt Lake; $99,” she said. “But there is a stopover.”
“Where?”
“In Denver,” she said. 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEEKEND!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Father’s Day cards fit into four major categories: golf, fishing, barbecue, beer. And beer.
And beer. And beer. What kind of message is this? ‘Dad, you are a potbellied drunk and
we’re sending you to rehab after you finish mowing the lawn.’ We need to mix it up a little.
Either the cards need to change, or we do.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“Two Australian farmers recently created a kind of vodka made from carrots. It’s the
best thing that’s ever happened to rabbit bachelorette parties.” -Seth Meyers

“More millennials are looking to get rid of extra piercings and even remove their tattoos.
Researchers say it’s due to a new phenomenon occurring among millennials called turning 30.” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My friend Kimberly announced that she had started a diet
to lose some pounds she had put on recently.
“Good!” I exclaimed. “I’m ready to start a diet too. We can
be dieting buddies and help each other out. When I feel the
urge to go out and get a burger and fries, I’ll call you first.”
“Great!” she replied. “I’ll ride with you.”

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This actor plays a doctor who begins treating catatonic patients with a “miracle” new drug.

Answer: Awakenings!
Robin plays a doctor who begins treating catatonic patients with a “miracle” new drug in the 1990 film “Awakenings”. The movie costars Robert DeNiro and is a tearjerker. The drug brings new alertness and life back to the catatonic patients, but its effects are short-lived. The film is symbolic as the doctor realizes his life is short and not to be taken for granted.

Friday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
This movie is about a male model who takes his career way too seriously.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
How quickly can you find out what is so unusual about this paragraph?
It looks so ordinary that you would think that nothing is wrong with it at all,
and, in fact, nothing is. But it is unusual. Why? If you study it and think
about it, you may find out, but I am not going to assist you in any way.
You must do it without coaching. No doubt, if you work at it for long,
it will dawn on you. Who knows? Go to work and try your skill.
Par is about half an hour.

Answer: The letter e , which is the most used letter in the
alphabet, is missing from this paragraph.

Friday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Can you share 1/4 of a pie, 1/3 of a pie, 1/2 of a pie, 2/3 of a pie, 3/4 of a pie,
and a whole pie so that two people have the same amount of pie without making any cuts?

If so, how?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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