WELCOME to TUESDAY AUGUST 20, 2024
This Strange English Language.
We’ll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes;
but the plural of ox became oxen not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice;
yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.
If the plural of man is always called men,
why shouldn’t the plural of pan be called pen?
If I spoke of my foot and show you my feet,
and I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
why shouldn’t the plural of booth be called beeth?
Then one may be that, and three would be those,
yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
and the plural of cat is cats, not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
but though we say mother, we never say methren.
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
but imagine the feminine, she, shis and shim.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“An Australian man tried to rob a gas station with a boomerang. Police expect
he’ll return to the scene of the crime.” -Craig Ferguson😳
“Scientists in northern California and Oregon found that marijuana gardens are
threatening the salmon population. I don’t see the problem, really.
Everyone loves baked salmon.” -Seth Meyers
“A New York fitness expert has released an exercise book for nuns called,
‘Changing Habits: The Sister’s Workout.’ The Vatican rejected the
original title, ‘Nuns of Steel.'” –Conan O’Brien
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Feeling guilty about sneaking out of the house for a game of golf, I left my
wife a lighthearted note invoking the name of my idol,
Arnold Palmer: “I am playing golf. –Arnie.”
When I returned home five hours later, I found a note beneath mine:
“I am shopping. –Ivana.” 😳😳
Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about an actor who plays the role of Carl Spackler, an
eccentric lawn care worker at a fancy golf club in the 1980s.
Answer: Caddyshack!
Bill Murray plays the role of Carl Spackler, an eccentric lawn care worker at a fancy golf club in the 1980 hilarious comedy “Caddyshack”. The film is loaded with memorable quotes like Murray swinging a golf club in the rain and saying, “What an incredible Cinderella story. This unknown comes out of nowhere to lead the pack. At Augusta, he’s on his final hole.”
Tuesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
This movie is about a dastardly criminal mastermind whose life takes a turn when he finds out that he has three lovable adoptees to handle.
Monday’s Quizzler is….
When you curtail a word, you remove the last letter and still have a valid word. You will be given clues for the two words, longer word first.
Example: Begin -> Heavenly body
Answer: The words are Start and Star.
- Royal ruler -> Relatives; family
- Musical composition with words -> Offspring
- Musically produce words with the voice -> Transgression
- Having ambitious goals -> Fever and pain medicine
- Bird limb -> To be victorious
- Long, sharp tooth -> Enthusiastic follower
- Depending or building on something -> Container for water
- Moving up and down (in water) -> A threaded spool for sewing
Answer: 1. King -> Kin
- Song -> Son
- Sing -> Sin
- Aspiring -> Aspirin
- Wing -> Win
- Fang -> Fan
- Basing -> Basin
- Bobbing -> Bobbin
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
The following are anagrams of countries. Can you decipher all of them?
- Glib Emu
- Neat Grain
- Age Lens
- Dark Men
- Serial
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