WELCOME to WEDNESDAY AUGUST 21, 2024
Here’s The Story….
As one of relatively few female airline pilots, I’ve often been mistaken for a flight
attendant, ticket agent or even a snack-bar employee. Occasionally people will see
me in uniform and ask if I’m a “real” pilot. Still others congratulate me for
making it in a male-dominated field. One day, I was in the restroom before a flight.
I was at the sink, brushing my teeth, when a woman walked through the door and
looked over at me. “My sister would be so proud of you!” she remarked. I figured her
sister must be in the airline business, so I smiled and asked why.
Replied the woman, “She’s a dentist.” 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“According to a recent survey, 12 percent of Americans say that it’s fine to cheat a
little on your taxes. While the other 88 percent know not to talk to a guy with a
clipboard asking them if they cheat on their taxes.” -Jimmy Fallon
“The IRS has introduced new technology allowing you to pay your taxes at a 7-Eleven.
So just imagine: You can now declare your earnings from 2017 while
eating a hot dog from 2005.” -Conan O’Brien
“The only fun thing about filing your tax return is getting a refund. About 80 percent
of taxpayers get money back, which is a weird thing to be happy about. That means
you’ve been overpaying all year long. It’s like if someone broke into your house and
the police recovered the stuff and brought it back and you said, ‘Oh, presents.'” -Jimmy Kimmel
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
For the first few months of her co-op job for the state of Georgia, my sister had
nothing to do, so she surfed the Web or did crossword puzzles.
One day she expressed her boredom to a co-worker.
“I know,” she complained. “Everyone thinks state workers have it easy.
But there’s only so much you can pretend you’re doing.” 😳😳😳
Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a dastardly criminal mastermind whose life takes a turn
when he finds out that he has three lovable adoptees to handle.
Answer: Mrs. Doubtfire
In 1993, Robin Williams went drag and became Mrs. Doubtfire, a British housekeeper, in order to spend more time with his children after a divorce. Co-star Sally Field puts out an ad for a nanny after their divorce and Daniel (Robin Williams) goes to the extreme of becoming Mrs. Doubtfire to get the job.
Wednesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
This movie is about a chief love interest in the film.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
The following are anagrams of countries. Can you decipher all of them?
- Glib Emu
- Neat Grain
- Age Lens
- Dark Men
- Serial
Answer: 1. Belgium
- Argentina
- Senegal
- Denmark
- Israel
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
These seemingly “nonsense” words have pairs of opposites in them. For example:
lshoorntg would be “Long /Short” (LshOorNtG). If you’ve noticed, the letters in the words
are always in the same order. Get the idea? Great! Now try these!
1) Wfateirer
2) Grsokuynd
3) Rpoiocrh
4) Frbeoiezle
5) Ppenecinl
6) Wmaomnan
7) Ldaigrhkt
8) Ounvderer
9) Cdilreatny
10) Riwrgohngt
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
RECOMMENDED WEBSITE LINKS:
https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.
CHECK THIS BOOK OUT online at https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FF669PT/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1531337765&sr=1-1&keywords=The+Banquet+Servers+Hand+Guide#, Amazon.com: The Banquet Servers Hand Guide (Basic) eBook: Euclid Strayhorn: Kindle Store. 😳😳
The World According to the Eucman! 