WELCOME to THURSDAY AUGUST 22, 2024

Here’s The Story….
A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was
accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: “I am placed in the door and
told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go.”
“But how do you know when you are going to land?” he was asked.
“I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass
when I am 300 feet from the ground” he answered.
“But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?”
he was again asked. The man quickly answered. “Oh, the dog’s leash goes slack.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Finally, I saw that Starbucks just unveiled its holiday cups, which had illustrations that
customers can color in themselves. It’s perfect for people who are too busy to make their
own coffee at home, yet still have enough time to color in a coffee cup.” -Jimmy Fallon

“Amazon has unveiled a new way to view its products in 3-D. Amazon is calling
its new invention a ‘store.'” -Conan O’Brien

“Every appliance with a clock should have a Daylight Savings button to push. You’d only
use it twice a year, but that’s more than I use the ‘Potato’ button on my microwave.” -Jimmy Kimmel

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
While flying from Denver to Kansas City, Kansas, my mother was sitting
across the aisle from a woman and her eight-year-old son. Mom couldn’t
help laughing as they neared their destination and she heard the mother
say to the boy, “Now remember, run to Daddy first, then the dog.” 😳😳

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a chief love interest in the film.

Answer: Booty Call!
In 1997, Jamie Foxx teamed up with fellow cast member of “In Living Color”, Tommy Davidson, for the outrageous sex comedy “Booty Call”. The film starred Vivica A. Fox as the chief love interest in the film along with Tamala Jones and comedian Bernie Mac.

Thursday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
This movie is about a character falling off the wagon, losing his job, and getting kicked out of his house by his wife.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
These seemingly “nonsense” words have pairs of opposites in them. For example:
lshoorntg would be “Long /Short” (LshOorNtG). If you’ve noticed, the letters in the words
are always in the same order. Get the idea? Great! Now try these!

1) Wfateirer
2) Grsokuynd
3) Rpoiocrh
4) Frbeoiezle
5) Ppenecinl
6) Wmaomnan
7) Ldaigrhkt
8) Ounvderer
9) Cdilreatny
10) Riwrgohngt

Answer: 1) Water/Fire: WfATEireR
2) Ground/Sky: GRsOkUyND
3) Rich/Poor: RpoIoCrH
4) Freeze/Boil: FRbEoiEZlE
5) Pen/Pencil: PpENeCInL
6) Woman/Man: WmaOMnAN
7) Light/Dark: LdaIGrHkT
8) Over/Under: OunVdERer
9) Clean/Dirty: CdiLrEAtNy
10) Right/Wrong: RIwrGoHngT

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
The angry chief of police did roar,
“Who robbed the bank out of you four?”
When Al was asked, he said right then,
“The thief was Ben! The thief was Ben!”
Ben said to the policin’ man,
“The thief was Dan! The thief was Dan!”
When Carl was questioned, he exclaimed,
“I’m not the one who should be blamed!”
When Dan was questioned, he replied,
“When Ben said it was me, he lied!”

If three of four suspects speak true,
And one speaks false, then who oh who?
And what if only one was frank?
But most of all, who robbed the bank?

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