WELCOME to FRIDAY AUGUST 23, 2024

ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAMS:

Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species.

Benjamin Franklin produced electricity by rubbing cats backwards.

The theory of evolution was greatly objected to because it made man think.

Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillers.

The process of turning steam back into water again is called conversation.

The Earth makes one resolution every 24 hours.

To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.

Algebraical symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about.

The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.

Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.

A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold.

A triangle which has an angle of 135 degrees is called an obscene triangle.

When you haven’t got enough iodine in your blood you get a glacier.

For fractures: to see if the limb is broken, wiggle it gently back and forth.

To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose.

For asphyxiation: apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead.

When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A high school student has developed an app that helps teens locate a welcoming
group of kids in the lunchroom called ‘Sit With Us’ – or as bullies call it, ‘Victim Finder.'” -Seth Meyers

“Wal-Mart is working on a self-driving shopping cart that would return itself to the store
after you’re done using it. Though the minute that Wal-Mart shopping cart becomes self-aware,
it’s going to drive itself to Target and never look back.” -Jimmy Fallon

“In Florida, a drunk half-naked woman crashed her car into a Waffle House. Just a reminder,
once again Florida will likely determine who our next president is.” -Conan O’Brien

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
While waiting in line at a busy airport check-in counter, I noticed a set of rambunctious
little boys in front of me. As the line inched along, their mother tried in vain to get them to calm down.
Finally she reached the counter, where the ticket agent asked her, “Have any of the items you
plan to take with you on this flight been out of your immediate control since your arrival at the airport?”
The young mother replied honestly, “The luggage, no; the children, yes.” 😳😳

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a character falling off the wagon, losing his job, and getting kicked out of his house by his wife.

Answer: Beautiful Boy
Steve Carell plays the father of a family dealing with loss, addiction, and recovery in the 2018 R-rated drama “Beautiful Boy”. The film was a breakthrough role for actor Timothee Chalamet as Nic Sheff, the oldest boy in the family. The basis of the movie was “Beautiful Boy: A Father’s Journey Through His Son’s Addiction”, a memoir written by Nic Sheff himself.

Friday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
This movie is about a former preacher who starts seeing unusual patterns in the crop fields, he is compelled to believe there is more to this world than the things we can see.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
The angry chief of police did roar,
“Who robbed the bank out of you four?”
When Al was asked, he said right then,
“The thief was Ben! The thief was Ben!”
Ben said to the policin’ man,
“The thief was Dan! The thief was Dan!”
When Carl was questioned, he exclaimed,
“I’m not the one who should be blamed!”
When Dan was questioned, he replied,
“When Ben said it was me, he lied!”

If three of four suspects speak true,
And one speaks false, then who oh who?
And what if only one was frank?
But most of all, who robbed the bank?

Answer: If only one is lying, Ben robbed the bank.
If only one is telling the truth, Carl robbed the bank.

Since Dan’s statement was that Ben was lying, exactly one of these two must be telling the truth and the other must be lying. If Ben is telling the truth and Dan is lying, Dan must be the thief, which means that Al is lying and Carl is telling the truth. But now we have two truthtellers and two liars. So this cannot be right.

Therefore, if there is only one liar, it must be Ben. Al can only be telling the truth if Ben was the robber. If there is only one truthteller, it must be Dan. Carl can only be lying if Carl was the robber.

Friday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Discovered in Africa, I spread like a tide
To become a hot staple known the world wide.
A necessity to some, a treasure to many,
I’m best enjoyed among pleasant company.

Some like me hot and some like me cold.
Some prefer mild, others only bold.
Some take me straight, while some like to savor
My essence to which has been added a flavor.

So put down your cares and sit awhile with me;
I’ll send you back refreshed and full of energy.

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