WELCOME to MONDAY AUGUST 26, 2024

How to get a man’s attention!
To get a man’s attention, just stand in front of the TV
and don’t move. He’ll talk to you. I promise.

“C’mon, Honey. Really, Honey. Honey!” A real man will just sit there
and wait for you to step aside. If you don’t, eventually he’ll say,
“What? All right, what? I’m sitting here, okay? I’m listening!”

Another way to get his attention is to fool around with his stereo equipment.
Or mess around with the car. Adjusting the timing chain is a good one. If he
has a tool pegboard, remove a tool and hide it somewhere special. Within a
day he’ll notice that it’s gone and come right to you. Be prepared though, He will be cranky.

More attention getters: scratch the paint on his car, throw out his favorite sweatshirt,
or punch him in the stomach when he’s not looking. His expression alone will be priceless.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Everybody has been in a very festive mood. I even saw two strangers splitting a cab.
One guy took the tires, one guy took the radio.” -David Letterman

“Schools here in Los Angeles aren’t allowing Santa Claus to come into the schools anymore.
Not because of religious reasons, but they claim he’s wearing gang colors.” -Jay Leno

“A Swedish firm has designed an efficient city featuring buildings on wheels that can
be moved in or out of town as desired. This ingenious city of the future
is known as a trailer park.” -Conan O’Brien

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
While I was working in the men’s section of a department store, a woman
asked me to help her choose a white dress shirt for her husband.
When I asked about his size, the woman looked stumped at first, then her
face brightened. She held up her hands, forming a circle with her forefingers and thumbs.
“I don’t know his size,” she said, “but my hands fit perfectly around his neck.” 😳😳

Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a former preacher who starts seeing unusual patterns in the crop fields,
he is compelled to believe there is more to this world than the things we can see.

Answer: Signs!
After “The Sixth Sense” and “Unbreakable”, M. Night Shyamalan once again explored the unexplained through “Signs”. The movie stars Mel Gibson as Graham Hess, a former preacher. When Hess starts seeing unusual patterns in the crop fields, he is compelled to believe there is more to this world than the things we can see, eventually leading to his discovery of extra-terrestrial life.

Monday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
This movie plot center’s on a bus carrying a full load of passengers.

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
Discovered in Africa, I spread like a tide
To become a hot staple known the world wide.
A necessity to some, a treasure to many,
I’m best enjoyed among pleasant company.

Some like me hot and some like me cold.
Some prefer mild, others only bold.
Some take me straight, while some like to savor
My essence to which has been added a flavor.

So put down your cares and sit awhile with me;
I’ll send you back refreshed and full of energy.

Answer: Coffee. It was first discovered in the area of Africa now called Ethiopia. Legend has it that a goat herder
observed his goats acting unusually frisky after eating berries from a bush. When he tried them himself,
his energy was renewed. And the rest is history.

Monday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎

1. How will you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps?
2. How will you put a zebra in a fridge in 4 steps?
3. The King of the Jungle, the lion, is having a wedding ceremony. All of the animals come
   to attend the ceremony except one. Which one is it and why doesn’t it come?
4. A man has to desperately cross the river to get from one place to the other in a jungle.
   The river is known for having deadly alligators in it. There is no boat.
   How is he going to make it to the other place?

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