WELCOME to TUESDAY AUGUST 27, 2024
Here’s The Story…
“This hotel stinks!” a guest complained when he showed up at the front desk to check out.
“What’s wrong?” I asked.
“I got no sleep. Every 15 minutes this loud banging sound woke me up!”
I apologized for the noise and checked him out. A few minutes later, a couple showed up.
Again, I made the mistake of asking how their stay was.
“Terrible!” they said. “The guy in the next room was snoring so loudly that we had to
bang on the wall every 15 minutes to wake him up!”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A team of British lawyers has now concluded that the Declaration of Independence
was illegal, and the American colonies had no right to secede from England.
Well, you thought our court system was backed up.” -Jay Leno
“A new study shows that monkeys can look at photos and recognize other monkeys
they know. However, the study also shows that monkeys are terrible with names.” -Conan O’Brien
“A new study found that bacon and freshly baked bread are Americans’ favorite smells.
Yeah, this morning instead of putting on cologne, I just rubbed my neck with a B.L.T.” -Jimmy Fallon
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I was on my way out of the house to meet with a cantankerous client, and
I was dreading it. The look on my face must have given me away because
my five-year-old daughter asked what was wrong.
“I’m going to meet a mean woman who always yells at Daddy,” I told her.
“Oh,” she said. “Say hi to Mom.” 😳😳
Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie plot center’s on a bus carrying a full load of passengers.
Answer: Speed
Director Jan de Bont’s first film, “Speed” featured Keanu Reeves, Dennis Hopper, and Sandra Bullock in key roles. The plot centres on a bus carrying a full load of passengers. A bomb is placed on the bus and it’s set to go off if the speed falls below 50 kmph. The movie unexpectedly did quite well at the box office and even won two technical Oscars. This success led to a sequel, set on a cruise ship. While the ship ended up safe, the movie tanked.
Tuesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
This movie is about a Princess who rebels against tradition and refuses to get married.
Monday’s Quizzler is….
- How will you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps?
- How will you put a zebra in a fridge in 4 steps?
- The King of the Jungle, the lion, is having a wedding ceremony. All of the animals come
to attend the ceremony except one. Which one is it and why doesn’t it come? - A man has to desperately cross the river to get from one place to the other in a jungle.
The river is known for having deadly alligators in it. There is no boat.
How is he going to make it to the other place?
Answer: 1. Step one: Open the fridge
Step two: Put the elephant inside
Step three: Close the fridge
- Step one: Open the fridge
Step two: Take the elephant out
Step three: Put the zebra inside
Step four: Close the fridge - Zebra, because he is inside the fridge
- He will simply swim through the river, as all the alligators have gone to attend the lion’s wedding ceremony.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
My first is simply a vegetable, delicious, round and green.
My third and fourth are sound asleep, as plainly can be seen.
My fifth is fifty, clear enough for any riddle-setter.
Two of my second stacked on their sides will give my final letter.
Now that my second has my parts, fit them together well.
You see me now before your eyes; it’s plain for all to tell.
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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