WELCOME to THURSDAY AUGUST 29, 2024
Lesson in punctuation
Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful.
People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me
for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we’re apart.
I can be forever happy–will you let me be yours?
Jane
Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful
people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me.
For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we’re apart,
I can be forever happy. Will you let me be? Yours,
Jane 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A company will make a life-size 3D printed model of yourself that you can send to
your mom for $30,000. It’s a great way of telling your mom I’d rather spend
$30,000 than visit you in person.” -Jimmy Fallon
“A new study suggests that a chemical released when a person is hungry can lead
to poor decision-making. It’s what Taco Bell calls ‘our entire business model.'” -Seth Meyers
“Netflix is testing a new feature that will allow you to hide what you’ve been watching.
You just click the button and it says, I want to stay married.” -Conan O’Brien
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Bill had been a wild bachelor all his life, but now that he was getting
up there in age, his doctor was getting concerned about him.
“Bill,” advised the doctor, “I can add 15 more years to your life if you
will just quit your routine of wine, women, and song.”
Bill thought for a few minutes, then said, “Tell you what doc, I’ll settle
for five more years and just give up singing.”
Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a man winning back the Heavyweight Championship title that he had been
stripped of for refusing to be drafted in the Vietnam War.
Answer: Ali!
“Ali” is a biographical film based on the life of the legendary boxer, Muhammad Ali. The movie spans ten years of Ali’s life from 1964 to 1974. The film ended on a high note with Ali winning back the Heavyweight Championship title that he had been stripped of for refusing to be drafted in the Vietnam War. Will Smith dons boxing gloves to bring Ali to life on the big screen.
Thursday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
This movie is about a ghost who remains on earth and ends up finding out the real reason behind his death.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Mischievous Casey is delighted when people write her name incorrectly. She sounds so
sincere as she very carefully spells it out: “C for chaos, A for arpeggio, S for scenery, E for empty, Y for __.”
Which of the following words is she most likely to select to help with ‘Y’?
Young
Youth
Yacht
Yikes!
Yahoo!
Answer: Youth
All her choices of “helpful” words sound as if they begin with another letter – K-os, R-peggio, C-nery, M-pty … and so, U-th!
Although technically correct, it confuses people, and they often make mistakes!
Thursday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Five avid scrapbookers from Forest Hill get together every weekend to swap page ideas and discuss the progress that they have made on their scrapbooks during the week. Each scrapbooker lives on a different street, scrapbooks on a different night of the week and completed a different number of pages . Using the clues below, determine the first and last names of each scrapbooker, what street they live on, on which day they scrapbook and how many pages they have completed this week.
- Gordon finished one less page than the person who lives on Oak, but he finished 2 more pages than the person whose last name is Black.
- The girl who lives on Oak finished 4 pages.
- The person whose last name is Green scrapbooks on Thursdays.
- One person finished 2 pages on Monday.
- The person who scrapbooks on Tuesdays lives on Pine.
- Gordon, whose last name isn’t Green, doesn’t live on Evergreen.
- Mr. White doesn’t scrapbook on Tuesdays.
- Barbara doesn’t live on Elm Street.
- The person who lives on Pine did 5 pages, but not on Thursday.
- Hank lives on Maple, but he doesn’t scrapbook on Wednesdays.
- Jason scrapbooks on Fridays.
- The five friends are, in no particular order, Alicia Brown, the person who lives on Maple, the person whose last names is Gray, the person who scrapbooks on Thursdays, and the guy who finished one page.
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in FRIDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
RECOMMENDED WEBSITE LINKS:
https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.
CHECK THIS BOOK OUT online at https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FF669PT/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1531337765&sr=1-1&keywords=The+Banquet+Servers+Hand+Guide#, Amazon.com: The Banquet Servers Hand Guide (Basic) eBook: Euclid Strayhorn: Kindle Store. 😳😳
The World According to the Eucman! 