WELCOME to TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 3, 2024

Here’s The Story….
One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a tennis ball lying by the side of the walk.
Being fairly new and in good condition, he picked the ball up, put it in his pocket and proceeded on his way.
Waiting at the cross street for the light to change, he noticed a young woman standing next to him smiling.
Noticing the rather distinct bulge she asked, “What do you have in your pocket?”
“Tennis ball,” the man said, smiling back.
“Wow!” said the woman looking upset. “That must hurt. I once had tennis
elbow and the pain was terrible!” 😳😳

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“The Olympic torch arrived today in preparation for the opening ceremony.
And the cool thing is, if the torch runs out of fuel you can just dip it
in the ocean and it’ll reignite.” -Seth Meyers

“The golf tournament at the Olympics will be played on a course that is apparently
infested with 150-pound rodents. The official said, ‘Don’t worry, the giant snakes will
eat them. So don’t worry about them. Golf away, enjoy yourself.'” -Jimmy Fallon

“Sanitation is a big problem in Rio right now. The Olympic village is giving away
thousands of condoms for the athletes to wear over their heads
for the swimming events.” -Jimmy Kimmel

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Little Noah came into the house with a new harmonica. “Grandpa, do you mind if I play this in here?”
“Of course not, Noah. I love music. In fact, when your grandma and I were young, music saved my life.”
“What happened?”
“Well, it was during the famous Johnstown flood. The dam broke and when the water hit out
house it knocked it right off the foundation. Grandma got on the dining room table and floated out safely.”
“How about you?”
“Me? I accompanied her on the piano!” 😳😳

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie traced the lives of the Benedicts, a ranching family of Texas.

Answer: Giant!
“Giant” was based on Edna Ferber’s novel of the same name. This western epic traced the lives of the Benedicts, a ranching family of Texas. Elizabeth Taylor and James Dean played the main roles. Unfortunately, Dean died in a car crash before the movie was released. He received an Oscar nomination for his performance in this movie.

Tuesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
This movie cuts across events occurring in diverse locations as Morocco and Mexico, and Japan and the US, before revealing the inter-connected nature of the seemingly disparate situations.

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
After recent events, Question Mark is annoyed with his brother, Skid Mark. Skid thought it would be funny to hide Question’s wallet. He told Question that he would get it back if he finds it. So, first off, Skid laid five colored keys in a row. One of them is a key to a room where Skid is hiding Question’s wallet. Using the clues, can you determine the order of the keys and which is the right key?

Red: This key is somewhere to the left of the key to the door.
Blue: This key is not at one of the ends.
Green: This key is three spaces away from the key to the door (2 between).
Yellow: This key is next to the key to the door.
Orange: This key is in the middle.

Answer: The order (from left to right) is Green, Red, Orange, Blue, Yellow.
The blue key is the key to the door.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Sitting on the back of a truck
Waiting for someone with bad luck

In a classic board game, I help you win
Don’t take the plunge; I’ll help lower you in

Jacob saw me in a dream
A pathway like a light beam

What am I?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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