WELCOME to WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 4, 2024
Here’s The Story….
Heavy snow had buried my van in our driveway. My husband, Scott, dug
around the wheels, rocked the van back and forth and finally pushed me
free. I was on the road when I heard an odd noise. I got on my cell and
called home. “Thank God you answered,” I said when Scott picked up.
“There’s this alarming sound coming under the van. For a minute I thought
I was dragging you down the highway.”
“And you didn’t stop?”😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY WEDNESDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Climate change could eventually wipe out crops like strawberries and grapes.
Even worse, that means edible arrangements will soon be
100 percent cantaloupe.” -Jimmy Fallon
“In honor of International Women’s Day, McDonald’s is flipping its golden arches
to resemble a W instead of an M. And we can’t even show you
what they did over at Hooters.” -Seth Meyers
“Apple’s new futuristic headquarters, Apple Park in Cupertino, California, is having
some problems. The building is filled with so much clear glass that employees have
reportedly been walking into glass walls. I guess Apple shouldn’t have installed windows.” -James Corden
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I was waiting tables at a country club when an elegantly dressed woman
spilled Manhattan clam chowder all over her white linen skirt. She began
furiously dabbing at it with a napkin. Having plenty of experience with getting
out feed stains, I asked, “Can I bring you some club soda?”
“Young lady,” she barked, “I’ll be the judge of when I’ve had enough to drink.
Bring me another martini!” 🙄🙄🙄
Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie cuts across events occurring in diverse locations as Morocco and Mexico, and
Japan and the US, before revealing the inter-connected nature of the seemingly disparate situations.
Answer: Babel!
“Babel” was directed by directed by Alejandro González Iñárritu and featured an ensemble cast headlined by Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett. The film cuts across events occurring in diverse locations as Morocco and Mexico, and Japan and the US, before revealing the inter-connected nature of the seemingly disparate situations. “Babel” was nominated for seven Academy Awards, though it ended up winning only one – Best Original Score.
Wednesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
This movie us about a deadly extra-terrestrial being set upon the crew of a space vehicle.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
Sitting on the back of a truck
Waiting for someone with bad luck
In a classic board game, I help you win
Don’t take the plunge; I’ll help lower you in
Jacob saw me in a dream
A pathway like a light beam
What am I?
Answer: a ladder
lines 1-2: a ladder on the back of a fire truck
line 3: a ladder in the board game Chutes (or Snakes) and Ladders
line 4: a ladder installed in a swimming pool
lines 5-6: Jacob’s ladder (Genesis 28:12)
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
For each of the following, find a word that may be appended to each of the three words in the group to form three new valid words.
For example, given: “friend, owner, dealer”, you would need to find the word “ship”, which, when appended to these words, results in the three new valid words: “friendship”, “ownership”, and “dealership” respectively.
- back, key, heat
- flag, soap, sand
- land, water, hall
- white, night, fools
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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