WELCOME to FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 13, 2024

HERES THE STORY….
As a jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the copilot was providing
his passengers with a running commentary about landmarks over the PA system.

“Coming up on the right, you can see the Meteor Crater, which is a major tourist
attraction in northern Arizona. It was formed when a lump of nickel and iron,
roughly 150 feet in diameter and weighing 300,000 tons, struck the earth 50,000
years ago at about 40,000 miles an hour, scattering white-hot debris for miles
in every direction. The hole measures nearly a mile across and is 570 feet deep.”

The lady sitting next to me exclaimed:
“Wow, look! It just missed the highway!” 😳😳😳

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“General Mills announced that it will phase out all official flavors and
colors from its cereals by 2025. The bad news is that now Cheerios
and Fruit Loops will look exactly the same.” -Seth Meyers

“Apple is developing a service called Home Kit that will allow people
to operate gadgets like garage openers and thermostats through one
app. In related news, please don’t tell my parents about this.
I can’t be explaining this stuff every week.” -Jimmy Fallon

“According to a study, American fathers are spending more than
twice the amount of time with their children than they used to.
Experts say it’s due to a sweeping new trend called ‘unemployment.'” -Conan O’Brien

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
While visiting Annapolis, a lady tourist noticed several students on
their hands and knees assessing the courtyard with pencils and clipboards in hand.

“What are they doing?” she asked the tour guide.

“Each year,” he replied with a grin, “the upperclassmen ask the freshmen
how many bricks it took to finish paving this courtyard.”

When they were out of earshot of the freshmen,
the curious lady asked the guide: “So, what’s the answer?”

The guide replied: “One.” 😳😳

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
In this movie the Princess rebels against tradition and refuses to get married,
instead wanting to make her own way in the world.

Answer: Brave!
Pixar’s 2012 film “Brave” was set in the Scottish highlands. Princess Merida rebels against tradition and refuses to get married, instead wanting to make her own way in the world. This angers the other chieftains and leads to chaos. The story was written by the movie’s director Brenda Chapman and turned the traditional fairytale stereotypes on their head.

Friday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie ia about four friends who accidentally hit a pedestrian with their car and decide to cover up the accident.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
There once was a family of spies. One of them is celebrating his birthday, and the Mommy spy gave him gifts. The celebrant did not say anything; instead he gave this set of words:

toes
heat
ambition
nose
kiss
see
for
oneupmanship
route
tough

And because the family are spies, the Mom understood the message.

What was the message?

Answer: THANKS FOR THE PRESENTS
If you read the first letters beginning from the first word downward, and then the last letters from the last word upwards, you will reveal the message.

Friday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Down below the shining moon
Around the trees, a sacred gloom
Running with the midnight sky
Knowing the thing that makes you cry
Night is full with my essence
Eternal light betrays my presence
Soaring through my endless task
Shadows are my faithful mask

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