WELCOME to WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 2, 2024

As I Mature…

I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I’ve learned that no matter how much I care, some people just aren’t worth it.

I’ve learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only
takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I’ve learned that you can keep vomiting, long after you think you’re finished.

I’ve learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I’ve learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first,
the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place!

I’ve learned that 99% of the time when something isn’t working in
your house, one of your kids did it.

I’ve learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you
too soon, and all the less important ones just never go away. 😳😳

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDEREFUL WEDNESDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

Today is the beginning of the Jewish holiday of Passover, where
families gather for a meal and recall a story of ancient grievances.
Or as that’s known in my family, ‘Thanksgiving.'” -Conan O’Brien

“A new study suggests that marriage is more beneficial for men than
women. The results of the study were shouted at me through a
locked bedroom door.” -Seth Meyers

“A man in Oregon was arrested for growing marijuana after police
used Google Earth to track him down. So if you’re one of those
crazy conspiracy theorists who thinks the government is watching
you with satellites from space, you were right.” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The pastor of a Baptist church had called all of the little children
to the front of the church, dressed in their cute Easter outfits and had them sit around him.

He said, “Today is Easter and you all look so handsome and beautiful.
Today we’re going to talk about the resurrection. Does anyone know what the resurrection is?”

One little boy raised his hand, and the pastor said, “Please tell us what the resurrection is.”

The boy, proud that he knew the answer, said in a clear loud voice, “When you get one
lasting more than four hours, you gotta call a doctor!” 😳😳😳

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is a strong and determined woman who becomes the target
of time-traveling killer robots sent from the future.

Answer: The Terminator!
Sarah Connor is a character from the movies The Terminator and Terminator 2: Judgment Day. In the films, she is portrayed as a strong and determined woman who becomes the target of time-traveling killer robots sent from the future. Her son, John Connor, is destined to lead the resistance against the machines in a post-apocalyptic future. Sarah’s character has become an iconic figure in popular culture, inspiring numerous imitations and parodies. Interestingly, the role of Sarah Connor was originally offered to several other actresses before Linda Hamilton was cast, including Melissa Gilbert and Rosanna Arquette.

Wednesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a character who is a determined and ambitious journalist who is willing to do whatever it takes to get a story, even if it means putting herself in danger.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
Handel has been killed and Beethoven is on the case. He has interviewed the four suspects and their statements are shown below. Each suspect has said two sentences. One sentence of each suspect is a lie and one sentence is the truth. Help Beethoven figure out who the killer is.

Joplin: I did not kill Handel. Either Grieg is the killer or none of us is.
Grieg: I did not kill Handel. Gershwin is the killer.
Strauss: I did not kill Handel. Grieg is lying when he says Gershwin is the killer.
Gershwin: I did not kill Handel. If Joplin did not kill him, then Grieg did.

Answer: Strauss is the one who killed Handel.
You need to take turns assuming someone is the killer; that means everyone’s second sentence is a lie. If Joplin was the killer, Grieg’s lie mixed with Strauss’ counteracts the other. If Grieg was the killer, Gershwin would need to be a killer too. If Gershwin was the killer, Grieg and Strauss counter each other again, but with Strauss, everything would fit.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
The following word pairs are anagrams which can be combined to
form the name of an animal. Try to figure it out.

1. Zeal, Gel
2. Neat, Help
3. Boa, Luff
4. Bow, Mat
5. Evil, Owner

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

RECOMMENDED WEBSITE LINKS:
https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.

CHECK THIS BOOK OUT online at https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FF669PT/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1531337765&sr=1-1&keywords=The+Banquet+Servers+Hand+Guide#, Amazon.com: The Banquet Servers Hand Guide (Basic) eBook: Euclid Strayhorn: Kindle Store. 😳😳