WELCOME to MONDAY OCTOBER 28, 2024
Here’s The Story……
Sitting in the bar George asked his 40-year-old friend John,
“How come you aren’t married?”
John: “I haven’t found the right woman yet.”
George: “So what are you looking for?”
John: “Oh she’s got to be real pretty, a good cook and house keeper,
she’s got to know how to handle finances, have a nice and pleasant personality
— and money, she’s got to have money, and if she has her own house it wouldn’t hurt either.”
George: “A woman like that would be crazy to marry YOU!”
John: “Oh, it’s okay if she is crazy.” 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“One of the world’s top Donkey Kong players has been stripped of his records
for cheating. He was going to be sentenced to life,
but turns out he doesn’t have one.” -Conan O’Brien
“A 70-year-old woman in India recently gave birth to a baby boy. The baby and
his mother are doing fine. The doctor, however, is still recovering.” -Seth Meyers
“Google has created several new emojis aimed at empowering women. So
congratulations women, you asked for equal pay and you got five new emojis.” -Conan O’Brien
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery
and all of their hopes and dreams. The people who produce the bottles.
The truck drivers who deliver the beer and the retailers who sell it.
If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.
Then I say to myself, “It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams
come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.” 😳😳
Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about Lone Starr, President Skroob, and Yogurt (“the wise and all-knowing”), and as Dark Helmet.
Answer: Spaceballs!
“Spaceballs” stars Bill Pullman as Lone Starr, Mel Brooks as both President Skroob, the president of the Spaceballs and Yogurt (“the wise and all-knowing”), and Rick Moranis as Dark Helmet. After Lone Starr and Barf (John Candy) rescue Princess Vespa (Daphne Zuniga) and her robot guardian, Dot (Lorene Yarnell Jansson, but voiced by Joan Rivers), Dark Helmet decided the Spaceballs space ship needs to go faster to catch Lone Starr’s space ship. Colonel Sandurz (George Wyner) tells everyone to “prepare for light speed,” but Dark Helmet tells them to go “right for ludicrous speed.” They do so, and because he refused to buckle up, he flies into the front of the spaceship. Lone Starr, his sidekick Barf, Princess Vespa, and her Dot crash into a desert. While they are there, they meet Yogurt, who helps them, especially Lone Starr. He also shows them the merchandise they have, including a Yogurt doll.
Yogurt gives Lone Starr a ring that Lone Starr believes gives him power called the Schwartz. He fights Dark Helmet near the end in a battle between good and evil. Dark Helmet tricks him, and he loses the ring. Yogurt lets him know, “The Schwartz is in you.”
Monday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a girl and her family at a resort in the Catskill Mountains for the summer, where the girl learns about a whole new way of dancing.
Friday’s Quizzler is….
The following are anagrams of countries. Can you decipher all of them?
- Glib Emu
- Neat Grain
- Age Lens
- Dark Men
- Serial
Answer: 1. Belgium
- Argentina
- Senegal
- Denmark
- Israel
Monday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Inside each set of the following words, there is a pair of smaller words. By putting & between them, lo & behold, you’ll make a familiar phrase. For example, “Thighbone/Swallowtail” conceals “High & Low.”
- Firecracker/Misconstruing
- Blockbuster/Doohickey
- Shunting/Bespeckled
- Proliferation/Climbable
- Heartstrings/Consciences
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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