WELCOME to WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 30, 2024
Here’s The Story……
A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked
how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him:
“I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed
on my release ring for me, and out I go.”
“But how do you know when you are going to land?” he was asked.
“I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass
when I am 300 feet from the ground” he answered.
“But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival
on the ground?” he was again asked.
The man quickly answered. “Oh, the dog’s leash goes slack.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
A South Carolina elementary school’s lunch program has added a food
truck that serves the kids buffalo wings, tacos, and mac-and-cheese.
It’s all in keeping with the school’s motto: ‘It’s Never Too
Early To Give Up.'” -Conan O’Brien
“A new study found that ancient cave art from 40,000 years ago was mostly
done by women. So even back then men didn’t have a say in decorating.” -Jimmy Fallon
“Researchers say that they’ve figured out how to get around Apple’s new face-
scanning security feature. They did it by using a mask that mimics the user’s face.
The mask they used is made of plastic, silicone, and makeup. Or as they call that
here in Los Angeles, a face.” -James Corden
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A weeping woman bursts into her hypnotherapist’s office and declares,
“Doctor, I have been faithful to my husband for 15 years, but yesterday
I broke that trust and had an affair! The guilt is killing me.
I just want to forget that it ever happened!”
The hypnotherapist shakes his head and says.
“Not again…” 😳😳
Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about an orca whale being kept in captivity at an aquarium and performing in shows. A twelve-year-old foster child with behavior issues become unlikely friends with the orca.
Answer: Free Willy!
“Free Willy” was a movie starring Keiko as Willy and Jason James Richter as Jesse.
Willy is an orca whale being kept in captivity at an aquarium and performing in shows. Jesse is a twelve-year-old foster child with behavior issues. The two become unlikely friends. Jesse learns that Willy will be killed and gets help to save the whale’s life. They get Willy out into the water, but he will only be free if he jumps the wall.
Wednesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a family whose child keeps begging his parents for a dog. They tell him
they will get him a dog one day, but they don’t have a big enough apartment right now.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
I have 7 letters.
1-2-3-4-5-6-7
Letters 1-2-6-3-5-4-7 mean the compactness of something.
Letters 7-2-4-5 mean a legendary large, hairy creature that is said to inhabit the Himalayas.
Letters 7-2-3 mean something that is said to show approval, which you wouldn’t be saying if you were trying to 1-2-6-7 something.
Letters 4-5-2-1 mean that everything is equal.
The whole word means a predetermined course of events.
Answer: DESTINY
DENSITY
YETI (also known as Abominable Snowman)
YES and DENY
TIED
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Following are 6 words that have the same two letters repeated at some point. Those two letters have been removed, replaced by two sets of asterisks. Can you figure out which two letters to use in each word? You use the same two letters within each word, but use a different set of letters for each word.
- chorm
- joymt
- iqute
- ipape
- scere
- pzard
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
RECOMMENDED WEBSITE LINKS:
https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.
CHECK THIS BOOK OUT online at https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FF669PT/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1531337765&sr=1-1&keywords=The+Banquet+Servers+Hand+Guide#, Amazon.com: The Banquet Servers Hand Guide (Basic) eBook: Euclid Strayhorn: Kindle Store. 😳😳
The World According to the Eucman! 