WELCOME to WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 6, 2024

Here’s The Story……
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that
he could hop pretty high, the zoo officials put up an 8-foot fence. The
next morning, however, the kangaroo was out again, idly roaming around the zoo.
The zoo officials raised the height of the fence to ten feet. Again, however,
the next morning the kangaroo was again roaming about the zoo. This kept on,
night after night, until the fence was 20 feet high.
Finally, the camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo,
“How high do you think they’ll go?”
The kangaroo replied, “Who knows? Maybe 50 feet.
Unless somebody starts locking the gate at night.”😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY WEDNESDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Most Americans said they still like Facebook, but they don’t trust it. So
basically, people feel the same way about Facebook
as they do about the McRib.” -Jimmy Fallon

“A new study says that children are suffering bad health effects from eating
too much pizza. The study was explained in a pie chart which children
immediately tried to eat.” -Conan O’Brien

“Hasbro has filed to trademark the scent of Play-Doh. Hasbro describes the
scent as a ‘sweet, slightly musky vanilla fragrance with slight overtones of
cherry, combined with the smell of a salted wheat-based dough.’
While kids are describing it as ‘delicious.'” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A man was trying to pull out of a parking place, and bashed the bumper of
the parked car in front of him. Witnessed by a handful of pedestrians waiting
for a bus, the driver got out, inspected the damage, and proceeded to write a
note to leave on the windshield of the car he had hit.
The note read: “Hello. I have just hit your car, and there are some people here
watching me who think that I am writing this note to leave you
my name and phone number. You should be so lucky!” 😳😳

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie reminds us that we only get one life to live — and live it, we should.

Answer: Cabaret!
‘Cabaret’, released in 1972, was directed by Bob Fosse of ‘All That Jazz’ and ‘Chicago’ fame. Liza Minelli, playing Sally Bowles, rousingly sings this bittersweet song in a club. Whilst the song is instrumentally upbeat with a snappy pace, its lyrics are more sombre in detailing the demise of a performing friend to drugs, and in reminding us that we only get one life to live — and live it, we should.

Wednesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a highly skilled getaway driver who is coerced into one more job by his enigmatic boss.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
I had a lot of fun putting together the following list of words.
Can you figure out the rule I used to develop the list?
Once you do, have fun creating your own list!

mount, right, left, roll, mote, lick,
lass, over, rate, aunt, rill, arch,
oral, ever, pine, rice, tip, each,
team, rash, sage, ouch, edge, ray,
earn, any

Answer: Each 3 to 5 letter word, when preceded by sequential
letters of the alphabet, will form new words:
amount, bright, cleft, droll, emote, flick,
glass, hover, irate, jaunt, krill, larch,
moral, never, opine, price, q-tip, reach,
steam, trash, usage, vouch, wedge, x-ray,
yearn, zany

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
No assembly required, and I feature my own bowl
With a stick I’m equipped, giving manual control

My handheld companions have their own jobs to perform
Each one of them with its own function and distinct form

In addition to serving my usual functions
I’ve been known to play a part in musical junctions

When the day has reached its end, and waking hours are through
I form a loving posture with the closeness of two

What am I?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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