WELCOME to FRIDAY NOVEMBER 22, 2024

Here’s The Story….
I was working in a scrap yard during summer vacation at engineering university.
I used to work repairing construction equipment.
One afternoon, I was taking apart a piling hammer that had some very large bolts
holding it together. One of the nuts had corroded on to the bolt; to free it I started
heating the nut with an oxy-acetylene torch. As I was doing this, one of the dimmest
apprentices I have ever known came along. He asked me what I was doing. I patiently
explained that if I heated the nut it would grow larger and release
its grip on the bolt so I could then remove it.
“So things get larger when they get hot, do they?” he asked.
Suddenly, an idea flashed into my mind. “Yes,” I said, “that’s why
days are longer in summer and shorter in winter.”
There was a long pause, then his face cleared.
“You know, I always wondered about that,” he said. 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY WEEKEND!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A college student in Pennsylvania is suing her school for the C+ she got in
a class. She said, ‘I’m suing whoever’s responsible for this!’ And her professor
said, ‘Don’t you mean WHOMEVER?'” -Jimmy Fallon

“A recent report shows that pot smokers get into fewer car crashers than
drunk people. Then again, it’s easier to see what is coming when you’re
driving at 11 miles-an-hour.” -Conan O’Brien

“A restaurant here in New York has started selling a so-called ‘New Yorker
milkshake’ which comes topped with whipped cream and a slice of cheesecake.
Which means the next topping you’ll get is a coffin lid.” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A wife asked her husband, “Honey, could you please run to the store
and get a carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get a dozen.”
A while later the husband returned with a case of quart milk cartons.
Staring incredulously at the 12-pack case of milk, his wife asked,
“Why the hell did you buy so much milk?”
Her husband said, “They had eggs.” 😳😳

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a banker who is still ashamed of the pass he dropped in an important high school football game 15 years earlier.

Answer: The Best of Times (1986)
In “The Best of Times”, a banker (Robin Williams) is still ashamed of the pass he dropped in an important high school football game 15 years earlier. He goes to great lengths to restage the game, including recruiting the team’s star quarterback (Kurt Russell), now a van mechanic in town. This comedy was directed by Roger Spottiswoode and written by Ron Shelton, who went on to write and direct several successful sports films, e.g., “Bull Durham”, “White Men Can’t Jump” and “Tin Cup”.

Friday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a comedy based on a Broadway hit.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
I can run swiftly and silently when you want me to stay still,
I can move slowly and cautiously and am yours to fill.
You look at me often and yet you always forget me,
I am the most feared killer, yet you can’t live without me.
Sometimes you have me for all to spare,
Yet when you need me, I am not there.
You can waste me, or cherish me, you choose the track,
But once you’re done you can never get me back.

ANSWER: Time

Friday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
What word when you remove the first letter and put it at the end,
do you get the past tense of the word?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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