WELCOME to WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 11, 2024

Honest Brand Slogans

Hallmark: “When you care enough to give a card mass-produced by a corporation.”

Ritz crackers: “Tiny, edible plates.”

CliffsNotes: “They’re still going to know you didn’t read the book.”

Gillette: “We’re just going to keep adding blades.”

ChapStick: “You’ll misplace it before the tube’s empty.”

Hot Pockets: “Every bite is a different temperature.”

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“I think the bottom-line difference between being single and married is this:
When you’re single you’re as happy as you are. When you’re married, you can
only be as happy as the least happy person in the house.” –Tom Hertz

My husband was waterskiing when he fell into the river. As the boat circled to
pick him up, he noticed a hunter sitting in a duck boat in the reeds. My husband
put his hands in the air and joked, “Don’t shoot!”
The hunter responded, “Don’t quack.”

I’d never had surgery, and I was nervous. “This is a very simple, noninvasive
procedure,” the anesthesiologist reassured me. I started to feel better until he
continued, “Heck, you have a better chance of dying from the anesthesia than the surgery.”

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Traveling down the interstate and needing to use the bathroom, I stopped at a rest area and headed to the restrooms.
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: ‘Hi, how are you?’
I’m not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don’t know what got into me,
but I answered, somewhat embarrassed, ‘Doin’ just fine.’
And the other person says: ‘So what are you up to?’
What kind of question is that? At that point, I’m thinking this is too bizarre so I say: ‘Uhhh, I’m like you, just traveling.’
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. ‘Can I come over?’
Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the
conversation. I tell them ‘No, I’m a little busy right now!’
Then I hear the person say nervously… ‘Listen, I’ll have to call you back.
There’s an idiot in the other stall who keeps talking to me.’

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a psychic who is consulted to help by a suicidal woman and her fiancé.

Answer: Night Has a Thousand Eyes
This 1948 starred Robinson as psychic John Triton who is consulted to help by a suicidal woman (Gail Russell) and her fiancé Elliot Carson (John Lund). Adapted from the novel by Cornell Woolrich.

Wednesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a rogue reporter trailing a runaway heiress for a big story joins her on a bus heading from Florida to New York and they end up stuck with each other.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
A beggar found a leather purse that someone had dropped in the marketplace. Opening it, he discovered that it contained 100 pieces of gold. Then he heard a merchant shout, “A reward! A reward to the one who finds my leather purse!”

Being an honest man, the beggar came forward and handed the purse to the merchant saying, “Here is your purse. May I have the reward now?”

“Reward?” scoffed the merchant, greedily counting his gold. “Why the purse I dropped had 200 pieces of gold in it. You’ve already stolen more than the reward! Go away or I’ll tell the police.”

“I’m an honest man,” said the beggar defiantly. “Let us take this matter to the court.”

In court, the judge patiently listened to both sides of the story of a leather bag lost and a leather bag found. He counted the coins; 100 gold coins in total. Then said, “If all was said is true then it’s clear that no reward is necessary.”

How did the judge rule on this case?

ANSWER: The judge then said, “Merchant, you stated that the purse you lost contained 200 pieces of gold. Well, that’s a considerable loss, but the purse this beggar found had only 100 pieces of gold. Therefore, it couldn’t be the one you lost.” With that, the judge gave the purse with 100 pieces of gold to the beggar, and told the merchant that he did not have to pay a reward.

There might just be a leather bag out there somewhere still with 200 pieces of gold in it, but don’t ask the merchant, the beggar, or me.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
When I’m lost, still some will try.
When common I’m shared by many.
I can be a contracted reason why.
A rebel may not have any.

What am I?

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