WELCOME to WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 18, 2024

Here’s The Story…
My husband and I decided to take our two children, then ages seven and three,
to our favorite “adult” restaurant for the first time. The younger child refused to
stay in her seat and danced around our table. Her sister, tears rolling down her
face, laughed loudly at the three-year-old’s antics and pounded the table.
Beet-red with embarrassment, my husband warned them through clenched teeth,
“If you don’t start behaving, you’ll never eat out with us again!”
The man at the next table leaned over to his wife. “Look dear,” he said. “Quality time!”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Medical marijuana users are now lobbying for the right to carry firearms.
Because no one is a better shot than a stoned old man with glaucoma.” -Conan O’Brien

“A new study found that dogs can actually feel genuine love for their owners.
While cats just keep a journal of all the things they hate about you.” -Jimmy Fallon

“China has overtaken the United States as the world’s biggest food and grocery
market. That means they buy and consume more food than we do. Which when
you think about it of course they do. A half hour after they eat, they’re
hungry again. It’s Chinese food.” -Jimmy Kimmel

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a fairly regular
basis. After the second week, he made his move.
“No thank you.” she said politely. “This may sound rather odd in this day and
age, but I’m keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love.”
“That must be rather difficult.” the man replied.
“Oh, I don’t mind too much.” she said. “But, it has my husband pretty upset.”

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a penny-ante promoter.

Answer: A Night at the Opera!
This 1935 comedy starred Groucho Marx as Otis B. Driftwood, a penny-ante promoter. Margaret Dumont plays Mrs. Claypool, Driftwood’s wealthy patroness.

Wednesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a nerd who takes the most popular girl in school to the prom.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
I stare at you,
you stare at me.
I have three eyes,
Yet I cannot see.
Every time I blink,
I give commands.
You do as you are told.
With your feet and hands.
What am I?
ANSWER: A traffic light.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
What word when you remove the first letter and put it at the end, do you get the past tense of the word?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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