WELCOME to TUESDAY JANUARY 14, 2025

Here’s The Story…
I had given our daughter, who was 15 at the time, a driver’s manual. On the
way to town one day, I was coaching her as I drove. I told her to study her
book so as to be ready when it came time to get her drivers permit.

“Oh,” she said, “I already know everything in the book.”

“You do?” I returned.

“Yep,” she said, very smugly.

I thought, “OK, I’ll give her a hard one.” So I asked her, “How many feet
does it take to stop the car if you are driving 60 miles an hour
and have to slam on the brakes real hard?”

“One,” she replied.

“What?” I asked.

“One?!” She repeated her answer and then because of the confused look
on my face, she added, “You always told me never to use my
left foot on the brakes, only use my right one.” 😳😳

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESSDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A new study came out that reveals some dangerous side effects from childbirth.
The dangerous side effects women suffer include pelvic
injuries, muscle tears, and children.” -Conan O’Brien

“A new poll found that women in America are angrier about current events
than men. And if you want to make them even angrier,
just tell them they seem angry.” -Jimmy Fallon

“The jackpot is up to an enormous sum. Playing the Powerball is a great
way to spend quality time with strangers outside gas stations.” -Jimmy Kimmel

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
While waiting in line at a busy airport check-in counter, I noticed a set
of rambunctious little boys in front of me. As the line inched along,
their mother tried in vain to get them to calm down.
Finally she reached the counter, where the ticket agent asked her,
“Have any of the items you plan to take with you on this flight been
out of your immediate control since your arrival at the airport?”
The young mother replied honestly, “The luggage, no; the children, yes.

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is the story of four disillusioned middle aged men whose only
escape is their weekend motorcycle group.

Answer: Wild Hogs!
The 2007 biker road film “Wild Hogs” stars John Travolta, Tim Allen, William H Macy and Martin Lawrence. It was directed by Walt Becker. It tells the story of four disillusioned middle aged men whose only escape is their weekend motorcycle group which is called the Wild Hogs. The film recounts the club’s road trip to California and the encounters and adventures they have during their journey.

Tuesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about one of the movies screen’s most famous swashbucklers.

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 1/2 goat?

ANSWER: Chicago.
3/7 chicken= CHI
2/3 cat = CA
1/2 goat= GO

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
A hobo had just been kicked off the train by one of the bosses. As he made his way down a dusty side road, he noticed a saffron robed man sitting next to a campfire apparently deep in thought. A wonderful smelling stew was bubbling in a pot next to him. It had been a full day since the hobo’s last meal, so he went over to the man and tapped him on the shoulder.

“I see by your robes that you are some kind of holy man,” said the hobo.

The Zen Master turned to the hobo and said, “You speak the truth.”

The hobo spoke, “I would sure like to try the stew you have on the campfire there; perhaps if I could tell you something to increase your wisdom, you will agree to share your meal.”

The Zen Master turned to the hobo and said, “Please, you are welcome to share my meal because you have already increased my wisdom!”

What had the Zen Master learned from the hobo to increase his wisdom?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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