WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JANUARY 15, 2025

Here’s The Story…
A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas. She’s down to her last $50.
Exasperated, she exclaims to the whole table, “What rotten luck I’ve had today!
What in the world should I do now?”
A man standing next to her suggests, “I don’t know… why don’t you play your age?”
He walks away, but moments later, his attention is grabbed by a great commotion at
the roulette table. Maybe she won! He rushes back to the table and pushes his way
through the crowd. The lady is lying limp on the floor, with the table operator kneeling
over her. The man is stunned. He asks, “What happened? Is she all right?”
The operator replies, “I don’t know. She put all her money on 29,
and when 36 came up she just fainted!”😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A package of salad mix that was sold in a Florida Walmart was found to
contain a dead bat. This is shocking news – someone shopping
at Walmart bought a salad.” -Conan O’Brien

“According to a new report, Amazon is now worth twice as much as Walmart.
In response, Walmart announced that they’re planning to
open a second checkout lane.” -Seth Meyers

“There is a new trend in U.K. corporate policy where employees are being
given paid time off so that they can acclimate a new pet to their home. They’re
calling it ‘pawternity’ leave. Paid time off for pets should not be a thing. Here is
how that discussion should go: ‘Excuse me, boss, I want to get a new dog, but
I need a week off to bond with the animal.’ And your boss
goes, ‘Oh, OK, cool. You’re fired.'” -James Corden

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The teacher in an adult Sabbath class asked a woman to read
about the Israelites wandering in the desert.
“The Lord heard you when you wailed, ‘If only we had meat to eat!'”
she began. “Now the Lord will give you meat. You will not eat it for
just one day, or two days, or five, or ten or twenty days,
but for a month – until you loathe it.”
When the woman finished she paused, looked up and said,
“Hey, isn’t that the Atkins diet?” 😳😳

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about one of the movies screen’s most famous swashbucklers.

Answer: Captain Blood!
Errol Flynn was born in Australia in 1909; he became an American citizen in 1942. One of the screen’s most famous swashbucklers, he was as famous for his scandalous private life as he was for his acting. His autobiography was titled “My Wicked, Wicked Ways.” Flynn died in 1959.

Wednesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a gangster in New York City of the 1930s (Depression Era) who has promised his father that he would repent.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
A hobo had just been kicked off the train by one of the bosses. As he made his way down a dusty side road, he noticed a saffron robed man sitting next to a campfire apparently deep in thought. A wonderful smelling stew was bubbling in a pot next to him. It had been a full day since the hobo’s last meal, so he went over to the man and tapped him on the shoulder.

“I see by your robes that you are some kind of holy man,” said the hobo.

The Zen Master turned to the hobo and said, “You speak the truth.”

The hobo spoke, “I would sure like to try the stew you have on the campfire there; perhaps if I could tell you something to increase your wisdom, you will agree to share your meal.”

The Zen Master turned to the hobo and said, “Please, you are welcome to share my meal because you have already increased my wisdom!”

What had the Zen Master learned from the hobo to increase his wisdom?

ANSWER: The Zen Master learned that he should find a more private place to meditate if he doesn’t want to be interrupted by every vagabond that happens by.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
There is an island filled with grass and trees and plants. The only inhabitants are 100 lions and 1 sheep.
The lions are special:
1) They are infinitely logical, smart, and completely aware of their surroundings.
2) They can survive by just eating grass (and there is an infinite amount of grass on the island).
3) They prefer of course to eat sheep.
4) Their only food options are grass or sheep.

Now, here’s the kicker:

5) If a lion eats a sheep he TURNS into a sheep (and could then be eaten by other lions).
6) A lion would rather eat grass all his life than be eaten by another lion (after he turned into a sheep).

Assumptions:
1) Assume that one lion is closest to the sheep and will get to it before all others. Assume that there is never an issue with who gets to the sheep first. The issue is whether the first lion will get eaten by other lions afterwards or not.
2) The sheep cannot get away from the lion if the lion decides to eat it.
3) Do not assume anything that hasn’t been stated above.

So now the question:
Will that one sheep get eaten or not and why?

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