WELCOME to THURSDAY JANUARY 16, 2025

Here’s The Story…
I’m not the easiest guy in the world to get along with. So when our anniversary
rolled around, I wanted my wife to know how much I appreciated her tolerating
me for the past 20 years. I ordered flowers and told the florist to enclose a card
that read, ‘Thanks for putting up with me so long.’

When my wife got the delivery, she called me at work.

“Just where do you think you’re going?” she asked.

“What do you mean?” I said.

She read the card aloud as the florist had written it:
“Thanks for putting up with me. So long.” 😳😳

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY THURSDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Industry experts are speculating that Chipotle could be planning to
add breakfast options. Of course, Chipotle already has a breakfast option.
It’s the half a burrito you woke up next to.” -Seth Meyers

“A school in Tennessee is facing criticism for separating students with bad
grades from students with good grades at lunch. That’s crazy! You don’t
use grades to separate kids. Everyone knows that kids should be separated
by clothes, looks, and how much money their parents make.” -Jimmy Fallon

“Psychologists now believe that adulthood begins at 25, not 18. They also
believe that middle age begins the first time you eat at a Denny’s while sober.” -Conan O’Brien

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I came home one night and my wife was crying.
I said, “what’s wrong?”
She said, “I’m home sick.”
I said, “But, this IS your home.”
“I know,” she replied, “and I’m sick of it!” 😳

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a gangster in New York City of the 1930s (Depression Era) who has promised his father that he would repent.

Answer: “Oscar”
The film is one of the relatively few ones where Stallone has a comedic role. Angelo Provolone is gangster in New York City of the 1930s (Depression Era) who has promised his father that he would repent and engage only in legal businesses after the latter’s death. Other notable actors and actresses appearing are Ornella Muti, proraying Angelo’s wife, Sofia, Marisa Tomei, who plays the part of the couple’s daughter, Lisa and Tim Curry as the dialectician Thornton Poole.

Thursday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a pair of stalwarts travel to the Moon in search of cheese.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
There is an island filled with grass and trees and plants. The only inhabitants are 100 lions and 1 sheep.
The lions are special:
1) They are infinitely logical, smart, and completely aware of their surroundings.
2) They can survive by just eating grass (and there is an infinite amount of grass on the island).
3) They prefer of course to eat sheep.
4) Their only food options are grass or sheep.

Now, here’s the kicker:

5) If a lion eats a sheep he TURNS into a sheep (and could then be eaten by other lions).
6) A lion would rather eat grass all his life than be eaten by another lion (after he turned into a sheep).

Assumptions:
1) Assume that one lion is closest to the sheep and will get to it before all others. Assume that there is never an issue with who gets to the sheep first. The issue is whether the first lion will get eaten by other lions afterwards or not.
2) The sheep cannot get away from the lion if the lion decides to eat it.
3) Do not assume anything that hasn’t been stated above.
So now the question:
Will that one sheep get eaten or not and why?

ANSWER: The sheep would remain untouched.
In fact, the sheep would remain untouched if there is an even number of lions on the island, and would be eaten immediately if there is an odd number of lions on the island.

Here’s the reasoning:
Consider a scenario with just one lion and one sheep: The lion will eat the sheep. Why? Because after he eats it and turns into a sheep himself, there aren’t any lions on the island to eat him, so he is happy.

Now look at a scenario with 2 lions and 1 sheep. Here the sheep would remain unharmed. Why? Because if any one of them eats it, and turns into a sheep himself, he knows that he awaits certain death because he will then be a sheep and the other lion will be the only lion on the island and nothing will stop him from eating the sheep.

So now we know for a fact 1 lion and 1 sheep – sheep gets eaten. 2 lions and 1 sheep – sheep doesn’t get eaten.
We can now make a conclusion about 3 lions and 1 sheep: the sheep will definitely be eaten, because the lion that eats it will know that by eating he leaves behind 2 lions and 1 sheep (himself). And as we already know 2 lions and 1 sheep is a situation where the sheep survives.

You can use the same logic to go on to 4 lions and 1 sheep, and then all the way to 100 or 1000, but it will always be true that with an odd number of lions the sheep gets eaten and with an even number the sheep doesn’t.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Always old, sometimes new. Never sad, sometimes blue. Never empty,
sometimes full. Never pushing, always pulling. What am I?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in FRIDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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