WELCOME to MONDAY JANUARY 20, 2025

Here’s The Story…
A New York judge is ready to go through the day’s business and he is very rushed.
The first case up involves an elderly Jewish gentleman with a long beard, payos, the works.
The judge, without asking a question, says to the clerk: “Quick… get me a translator.”
Translator shows up and the judge says: “Ask him what his name is,
how old is he and where does he come from?”
The translator says: “Die judge vilt vissen, vos is dein namen, vie alt bist du, and fun vie kumst du?”
The old man smiles, looks at the judge and says in perfect English with a British accent:
“Your Honour. My name is Sir Chaim Ginsbug. I shall be 82 next Thursday and I’ve come
from England where I hold the chair of Hebrew Philosophy at Oxford University.”
The translator turns to the judge and says: “Ehr zukt, ehr is Sir Chaim Ginsburg, ehr is
tzwei und achtzig yur alt, und ehr is, mit sach
Yiddish philisoph, areingekummen vun Oxford.”😳😳😳

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“There’s a new workout where people crawl like a baby. It’s a new thing,
because it strengthens your core while working your shoulders and hips.
In response, babies were like, ‘Have you seen our bodies?'” -Jimmy Fallon

“Here in California, some Starbucks stores have begun selling beer and wine.
When asked why, a spokesperson for Starbucks said, ‘Because sober people
don’t buy Michael Buble CDs.'” -Conan O’Brien

“Apple’s top designer has created a special Christmas tree that does not feature
any lights or decorations. Said the designer, ‘I didn’t know this was due today.'” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A man tell his friend, “I went to my doctor to see
if he could help me give up smoking.”
“What did he say?”
“He suggested that every time I felt like a smoke
I should reach for a bar of chocolate.”
“Did that do any good?”
“No, I can’t get the chocolate to light.” 😳😳

Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a pair of brothers who reunite and one is autistic.

Answer: Rain Man!
Dustin Hoffman played the autistic Raymond Babbitt, and Tom Cruise his yuppie brother, Charlie Babbitt. The film was nominated for eight Oscars, winning four, including the Best Picture Oscar, and the Best Actor in a Leading Role award for Hoffman.

Monday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a classic blond showgirl.

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
What is the next number?

3, 76, 49, 24, 59

ANSWER: 36
Look at the title!

Monday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Evan, Lucy, Maria, Steve, and Will all played together in a local jazz band. At their last concert, they each had a solo. Match the musicians with their last name, instrument, and order they played.

First names: Evan, Lucy, Maria, Steve, Will
Last names: Earl, Lewis, Masters, Sacks, Wilson
Instruments: Alto Sax, Piano, Tenor Sax, Trombone, Trumpet

1) Maria’s solo was unique. She sang as she played.

2) Steve’s last name sounded like the instrument he played.

3) Mr. Wilson played his solo before the tenor sax player.

4) Will played his trumpet during the fifth solo.

5) Ms Earl, who didn’t play trombone, played her solo before Steve but after Ms Lewis.

6) The alto sax was featured in the first solo.

7) Lucy played a brass instrument.

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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