WELCOME to THURSDAY JANUARY 23, 2025
Here’s The Story…
A member of a diet club bemoaned her lack of willpower. She had made her
family’s favorite cake over the weekend, she explained, and they had eaten half
of it. The next day, however, the uneaten half beckoned. She cut herself a slice.
Then another, and another. By the time she had polished off the cake,
she knew her husband would be disappointed.
“What did he say when he found out?” one club member asked.
“He never found out,” she said. “I made another cake and ate half.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL THURSDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Fantasy Football began tonight. It’s a fun way for people who are bad at real
sports to realize that they’re also bad at imaginary sports.” -Jimmy Fallon
“Thousands of bugs have been stolen from the Philadelphia Insectarium. Thieves
made off with more than 7,000 bugs, including millipedes, rhinoceros roaches and
venomous spiders valued at more than $40,000. I get why people steal, but what’s
the plan after a theft like this? You walk around the street going,
‘Wanna buy some bugs?'” -Jimmy Kimmel
“According to another study, chocolate chip cookie addiction shares many similarities
with cocaine addiction. Researchers say sugar can give you some of the same cravings
that cocaine can give. And I say, it is actually worse for you. Like, believe me, try
getting an entire chocolate chip cookie up your nose.” -James Corden
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,
“What setting do I use on the washing machine?”
“It depends,” I replied. “What does it say on your shirt?”
“University of Oklahoma,” he yelled back. 😳😳
Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie follows the adventures of four high-school friends who pledge to lose their virginity before prom.
Answer: American Pie”
Released in 1999, “American Pie” follows the adventures of four high-school friends who pledge to lose their virginity before prom. Jason Biggs stars as Jim Levenstein, Chris Klein stars as Chris ‘Oz’ Ostreicher, and Thomas Ian Nicholas stars as Kevin Myers.
Thursday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a lackluster man who works as a bank clerk who lives alone in an apartment with his dog, Milo.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Van Gogh (pronounced “Go”) is back, with more of his relatives.
e.g. One of them was a well-known musical cousin from Liverpool, England. His name? Ring Gogh! (Ringo)
From the clues, can you guess the other names?
- An elderly uncle who plays the numbers game at his community hall.
- His young nephew who bounces everywhere.
- A long-lost brother who had been on his yacht exploring a group of islands in the Pacific.
- An aunt, famous for her milk pudding recipe.
- His cousin with the skin infection.
- The teenage niece who wears dark, trendy shades of blue and purple.
- His Great Uncle Emil, the famous lecturer on self-esteem.
The hint gives the first letter, and number of letters, for each word.
ANSWER: 1. Bing Gogh (Bingo)
- Poe-Gogh (Pogo)
- Archie Pele-Gogh (Archipelago)
- Sae Gogh (Sago)
- Impa Tai-Gogh (Impetigo)
- Indy Gogh (Indigo)
- Prof. E Gogh (Ego)
Thursday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Ace, Allie, Carl, Carla, Dora, Draco, Emma, Eric, Jacob, June, Kaleb, Luke, Qin, & Tina
are divided equally between a red and a blue team. Can you figure out who is on what team?
Everyone with E at the end of their names are on the same team.
Everyone with a letter that is only in their name is on the same team.
Everyone with the most found letter in their names are split evenly between teams.
Jacob & Emma are on the same team.
Carl and Eric are on the red team.
Except for one pair, everyone that has the same first letter are on the same team.
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