WELCOME to THURSDAY FEBRUARY 13, 2025
Here’s The Story…
A man was trying to pull out of a parking place, and bashed the bumper
of the parked car in front of him. Witnessed by a handful of pedestrians
waiting for a bus, the driver got out, inspected the damage, and proceeded
to write a note to leave on the windshield of the car he had hit.
The note read:
“Hello. I have just hit your car, and there are some people here watching me
who think that I am writing this note to leave you my name and phone number.
You should be so lucky!” 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY THURSDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A new study claims that women tend to let handsome men off the hook
for things more easily, which is why I’m constantly apologizing.” -Seth Meyers
“Experts say that because of higher gas prices, fewer families will travel this weekend.
That’s a shame. I can’t imagine growing up without an 18-hour ride through the
desert with my father who’s too cheap to turn the air conditioning on.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“According to a new study, 88 percent of Facebook users have admitted to spending
some time looking at their ex’s profile. While the other 12 percent have admitted to
spending ALL of their time looking at their ex’s profile.” -Jimmy Fallon
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he
could hop pretty high, the zoo officials put up an 8-foot fence. The next
morning, however, the kangaroo was out again, idly roaming around the zoo.
The zoo officials raised the height of the fence to ten feet. Again, however,
the next morning the kangaroo was again roaming about the zoo. This kept on,
night after night, until the fence was 20 feet high.
Finally, the camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo,
“How high do you think they’ll go?”
The kangaroo replied, “Who knows? Maybe 50 feet. Unless
somebody starts locking the gate at night.” 😳😳
Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This is about a boy who accidentally found a board game at a construction site,
and takes it home and plays with a friend.
Answer: Jumanji!
“Jumanji” is a 1995 fantasy adventure movie about a boy named Alan Parrish, played by Adam Hann-Byrd, who accidentally found a board game at a construction site, and takes it home and plays with a friend. Little does he know that the game comes to life and pulls him in to the game, where he is trapped. Twenty-six years later, two children find the game in their home attic where Parrish used to live, and begin to play. Parrish, now an adult is extracted from the game, and he is played by Robin Williams.
The game brings to life many dangerous obstacles such as giant mosquitos, a herd of elephants stampeding through the house, and a big-game hunter. In order to stop the chaos, they all must finish the game, which is easier said than done.
Thursday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a British cryptologist who works with others to design a machine that will break the German enigma codes.
TODAY’S MOVIE TRIVIA BUFF OF THE DAY GOES TO MS.KIM HILLYARD FOR SUPER SOLVING! 😎👍👍
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
After watching and discussing the 5 o’clock news including a story about a jewel heist that happened yesterday in the area, Tommy and his mother leave for the mall. It’s closing soon.
While in the mall, Tommy nags his mother to buy him a “soldier toy.” Mom buys him a toy set on the condition that Tommy stays put while in the shoe store, and she opens the set, giving Tommy ONE of the toys. Tommy wastes no time having some fun with his new toy.
Meanwhile, across the mall, a man and woman are enjoying each other’s conversation over pizza. They seem very happy and excited about something.
After only a moment of fun with his new toy, Tommy comes to know what their excitement is all about. He begins pulling frantically on his mom’s shirt to get her attention and he excitedly tells her what the couple just did, although it seems they were just talking. Tommy, however, is VERY excited. He was not known for telling tales, so his mom (a police officer), calls her department directly. After speaking with them, the man and woman are shortly apprehended with 2.9 million dollars in stolen jewels!
Tommy just cracked the heist case from the 5 o’clock news!
Questions:
(1) Tommy has both a disability and ability. What are they?
(2) What was the ‘Soldier Toy’ Tommy’s mom let him play with?
ANSWER: (1) Tommy has both a disability and ability. What are they?
(2) What was the ‘Soldier Toy’ Tommy’s mom let him play with?
Thursday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Five couples are going on honeymoons to five different places where they will participate in five different activities. Determine the first and last names of each couple, where they went honeymooning and what activity they participated in.
- Ethan, who is not married to Chrissy, admired the photos of Spain that Jacob Brown showed to him.
- Matthew, whose last name is not Emerson, enjoyed Portugal.
- The couple who went sightseeing did so in the Dominican Republic.
- Sharon had heard lovely things about the Dominican, but decided to go to Spain.
- Matthew and Tina are not married nor are Janna and Ethan.
- Ethan didn’t go stargazing.
- The five couples are represented by the Peters, Cuba, Chrissy, Bradley and sailing.
- Jacob, who isn’t a Howe, felt a little seasick during his activity.
- Patrick, who isn’t married to Tina, wished he’d gone sightseeing like Bradley Green, but instead he ended up going shopping.
- The scuba diving couple didn’t do so in Cuba.
- Bradley and Josie had a great time on their honeymoon.
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