WELCOME to THURSDAY FEBRUARY 27, 2025

Here’s The Story…
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he
arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth.
Turning to the man next to him, he complained, “I forgot my teeth, what am I going to do now!?”
The man said, “No problem.” He reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of
false teeth. “Try these,” he said.
The speaker tried them on. “Too loose,” he said.
The man then said, “I have another pair — try these.”
The speaker tried them on and responded, “Too tight.”
The man was not taken back at all. He said, “I have one more pair. Try them.”
The speaker said, “They fit perfectly.”
With that, he ate his meal and gave his speech. After the dinner meeting was over,
the speaker went to thank the man who had helped him.
“I want to thank you for coming to my aid. Where is your office?
I’ve been looking for a good dentist.”
The man replied, “I’m not a dentist. I’m an undertaker.” 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Researchers at the University of Vermont determined that the world’s happiest
language is Spanish. German finished fourth, which I find hard to believe. In German,
even ‘I love you’ sounds like a threat.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“Anheuser-Busch has announced it will begin selling a new organic beer called ‘
Michelob Ultra Pure Gold.’ As in, ‘Sorry, all we have left is
Michelob Ultra Pure Gold.'” -Seth Meyers

“A new study found that a growing number of parents regret the name they
gave their baby. They actually have a name for those parents: ‘celebrities.'” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
In the office where I work, there is a constant battle between our
technical-support director and customer-service personnel over the
room temperature, which is usually too low.

The frustrated director, trying to get us to understand his position,
announced one afternoon, “We need to keep the temperature below
seventy-five degrees or the computers will overheat.”

Thinking that this was just another excuse, one of my shivering
colleagues retorted, “Yeah right. So how did they keep the computers
from overheating before there was air conditioning?” 😳😳 (DORK!)

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a lawyer in the 1960’s.

Answer: “Inherit the Wind”
Spencer Tracy (April 5, 1900-June 10, 1967) played lawyer Henry Drummond in 1960’s “Inherit the Wind”, a fictional tale of the 1925 Scopes trial over the teaching of evolution. He portrayed Judge Dan Haywood in the fictionalized story of the trials of Nazi judges in “Judgement at Nuremberg” (1961). Tracy played Major Robert Rogers in the semi-fictional “Northwest Passage”(1940), set during the 18th century French and Indian War, and was cast as Christopher Jones, a settler traveling on the “Mayflower” in 1952’s “Plymouth Adventure”.

Thursday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about one of greatest boxers in history!

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
Can you decode these stupid quotes said by different people?

“Sniomkg klils. fi yru’oe kleild, yvuo’e solt a ryev iotpnarmt rapt fo uyro eifl.” – Brooke Shields

“Het ienrtnet si a teagr ayw ot etg no teh ent.” – Bob Dole

“I velo Cnrlifaoia, I pirtlcalcay wreg pu ni Pnohiex.” – Dan Quayle

ANSWER: “Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.” – Brooke Shields (actress)

“The internet is a great way to get on the net.” – Bob Dole (U.S. Senator from Kansas)

“I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.” – Dan Quayle (former U.S. Vice President)

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
John hadn’t seen the other members of the Copernicus High School Astronomy Club since graduation, so he was surprised to run into all 5 of them while on vacation in Cape Town, South Africa. During a night of stargazing from Table Mountain, the men reminisced about their school days and shared details of their current lives. By the next morning, John had forgotten most of what he had been told. From the following information, can you piece together each astronomy club member’s last name with his occupation, his city of residence and the organization to which he belongs?

Last names: Cooper, Crater, Miller, Sutter, Weaver
Occupations: Carpenter, Mason, Painter, Sculptor, Writer
Cities of Residence: Biloxi, Mississipi; Dallas, Texas; Houston, Texas; Mobile, Alabama; Phoenix, Arizona
Organizations: Braingle, Kiwanis, Lions, Mensa, Rotary

1. Mr Weaver (who isn’t the sculptor) isn’t a member of Mensa and doesn’t live in Texas.
2. The writer (who isn’t from Phoenix) isn’t a member of Braingle or Rotary.
3. The three members of the service organizations (Kiwanis, Lions and Rotary) are Mr Sutter, the carpenter and the man from Dallas.
4. The painter (who isn’t the Lions Club member) and the man from Biloxi played in the school band together.
5. The sculptor (who isn’t Mr Miller) and the man from Dallas were in Mrs Webster’s English class.
6. Mr Sutter (who isn’t the sculptor) was in the same homeroom as the man from Houston.
7. Neither the man from Mobile nor the man from Phoenix (who isn’t Mr Cooper) has an account on Braingle.
8. The man from Houston isn’t a member of Mensa or Braingle.
9. Mr Miller (who isn’t a Rotarian), the carpenter and the writer were three of the starting players of the varsity basketball team.

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