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Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY MARCH 5, 2025

Here’s The Story…
A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished,
he said that things were all done for him: “I am placed in the door and told when to jump.
My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go.”
“But how do you know when you are going to land?” he was asked.
“I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when
I am 300 feet from the ground” he answered.
“But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final
arrival on the ground?” he was again asked.
The man quickly answered. “Oh, the dog’s leash goes slack.” 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“New York’s State Assembly is considering a new bill that would legalize alcoholic
ice cream. ‘That’s great news,’ said a five-year-old having a rough day. ‘Just a little
something to take the edge off, Ma.'” -Seth Meyers

“Starbucks just announced that they’re closing 150 stores due to low sales. Meanwhile,
the Starbucks inside Barnes & Noble was like, ‘Shhh – I think they forgot about us.'” -Jimmy Fallon

“In Virginia recently, a computer crash wiped out a decade’s worth of U.S. military data.
However, this morning, the Chinese government called and said no problem, we backed it up.” -Conan O’Brien

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A weeping woman bursts into her hypnotherapist’s office and declares,
“Doctor, I have been faithful to my husband for 15 years, but yesterday
I broke that trust and had an affair! The guilt is killing me.
I just want to forget that it ever happened!”
The hypnotherapist shakes his head and says. “Not again…” 😳

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a small boat captain trying to sink a larger German ship in World War I.

Answer: “The African Queen”
Born in New York City, Humphrey Bogart (1899-1957) began acting on the stage after serving in the U.S.
Navy during World War I. Bogart played a small boat captain trying to sink a larger German ship in World War I Africa in
“The African Queen” (1951), the mentally disturbed captain of a U.S. Navy minesweeper in “The Caine Mutiny” (1954), a prospector looking for gold in Mexico in “The Treasure of the Sierra Madre” (1948), and nightclub owner Rick Blaine in 1942’s “Casablanca”.

Wednesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a Mafia boss.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
Each of the clues below describe a famous pair (example: Salt & Pepper).
Can you name each pair?

  1. Jingly sound makers & accompanying sounds heard on the Seven Dwarfs commute
  2. Corny phrase used by photographers & thin crisp wafers
  3. Small spherical play toy & a letter propagated to many people threatening bad luck unless forwarded
  4. Mayberry’s deputy sheriff & hollow round percussion instrument
  5. A cheery, cheerful or joyous disposition & a unit of company stock
  6. Long slender conifer leaf & message board continuous chain of postings
  7. Kevin of “Six Degrees” trivia fame & chicken predecessors
  8. Writing implement loaded with ink & bank employee that receives or pays out money
  9. A paste made from ground goober peas & sweet spread prepared from Concord Grapes

ANSWER: 1. Bells & Whistles

  1. Cheese & Crackers
  2. Ball & Chain
  3. Fife & Drum
  4. Sonny & Cher
  5. Needle & Thread
  6. Bacon & Eggs
  7. Penn & Teller
  8. Peanut Butter & Jelly

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
A 3-letter-word has been taken out of each of the following words. Can you figure it out?

RA_ _ G _ DER S _ G MU _ _Y

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