WELCOME to MONDAY MARCH 10, 2025
Here’s The Story….
Last October my wife bought a magnolia tree from the local nursery, but after only a
few weeks the leaves shriveled. It appeared to be on its last legs.
My wife took some leaf samples and marched into the nursery to demand an explanation.
“I know exactly what’s wrong with your magnolia,” said the manager.
“Good,” said my wife. “What’s it suffering from?”
“Autumn,” he replied. 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“The University of Texas has decided to allow students to carry guns in
the classroom. The school says it’s a guaranteed way to prevent
the possibility of a pop quiz.” -Seth Meyers
“The CEO of SeaWorld has stepped down. He’s going to be getting a
$10 million retirement package – if he can jump up and
catch it with his mouth.” -Conan O’Brien
“Whole Foods is looking into the idea of putting tattoo parlors in their grocery
stores. Even so, the people walking out of Whole Foods with the biggest sense
of regret will still be whoever just paid $8 for an apple.” -Jimmy Fallon
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Longtime friends were celebrating their 50th anniversary. One of their sons
gave a loving toast, finishing with,
“and thank you for having such a beautiful marriage.”
“Thank you for making it necessary,” the father joked.
In the silence that followed, his wife whispered,
“Not him. He’s the second son.” 😳😳
Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about an autistic savant.
Answer: “Rain Main”
A native of Los Angeles, California USA, Dustin Hoffman was born on August 8, 1937. Hoffman studied medicine in college but became interested in music and acting, joining the Pasadena Playhouse in 1956. Hoffman was cast as recent college graduate Benjamin Braddock in “The Graduate” (1967), an autistic savant in “Rain Man” (1988), a struggling actor who poses as a woman in “Tootsie” (1982), and a student unwittingly involved with Nazi war criminals in 1976’s “Marathon Man”.
Monday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a morally upright Southern lawyer.
Friday’s Quizzler is….
Find the two six letter words that are combined in each row of letters.
Their letters are in the correct order.
- JSOYOMFUBELR
- SCDUARWDRLYE
- DASNAGEFERTY
- CLULOOTSCEHN
- USENEARSEYNE
ANSWER: 1. Joyful & Somber
- Scurry & Dawdle
- Danger & Safety
- Clutch & Loosen
- Uneasy & Serene
Monday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Name the automobile makes:
- river wading place
- ringed planet
- famous emancipator
- weep convulsively
- Star Wars action figure
- earth wanderer
- spotted cat
- heavy metal
- evade
- diminutive
- endlessness
- bawl + disparaging remark
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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