WELCOME to TUESDAY MARCH 11, 2025
Here’s The Story….
A government warning was recently issued that anyone traveling
in icy or blizzard conditions should take:
- Shovel, blankets or sleeping bag
- Extra clothing including scarf, hat and gloves
- 24 hours supply of food and drink
- De-icer
- 5 lbs of rock salt
- flashlight with spare batteries
- Road flares and reflective triangles
- Tow rope
- 5 gallon gas can
- First aid kit
- Jump cables
I felt like a complete idiot on the bus this morning. 😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A cellist in Oregon was arrested after police found over 100 pounds of
marijuana in his car trunk. Thankfully, when they pulled him over,
he didn’t resort to violins.” -Seth Meyers
“Valentine’s Day: the day women all around the world wait eagerly to
discover the new and wonderful ways their husbands and boyfriends
will disappoint them.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“Two hundred cows recently died in a field in Wisconsin. Nobody knows
the cause of death, but they suspect boredom.” -Conan O’Brien
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A young man who had recently moved out on his own called his mother and
announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams.
Now what should he do?
His mother said, “Why don’t you send her a nice note and invite her to your
apartment for a home-cooked meal?”
He thought this was a great strategy and arranged a date for a week later.
His mother called the day after the big date to see how things had gone.
“The evening was a disaster,” he moaned.
“Why, didn’t she come over?” asked his mother.
“Oh, she came over, but she refused to cook.”😳😳
Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a morally upright Southern lawyer.
Answer: “To Kill a Mockingbird”
Eldred Gregory Peck (1916-2003) was born in San Diego, California. Peck became interested in acting while he was a pre-med student at the University of California Berkeley and moved to New York in 1939. He played Captain Mallory in the 1961 World War II adventure film “The Guns of Navarone”, the morally upright Southern lawyer in “To Kill a Mockingbird” (1962), a Royal Navy Captain in “Horatio Hornblower” (1951), and Nazi fugitive Josef Mengele in 1978’s “The Boys from Brazil”.
Tuesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about an escaped slave turned Union soldier.
Monday’s Quizzler is….
Name the automobile makes:
- river wading place
- ringed planet
- famous emancipator
- weep convulsively
- Star Wars action figure
- earth wanderer
- spotted cat
- heavy metal
- evade
- diminutive
- endlessness
- bawl + disparaging remark
ANSWER: 1. Ford
- Saturn
- Lincoln
- Saab (sob)
- Toyota (toy Yoda, HA-HA)
- Land Rover
- Jaguar
- Mercury
- Dodge
- MINI
- Infiniti (infinity)
- Chrysler (cry+slur…a stretch, I know)
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
There are three houses built exactly the same. One is filled with cotton, the other with wood, and the third with iron. One day an arsonist sets them all on fire. The sound of sirens was growing louder at the scene. People were screaming. Which house did the ambulance try to put the fire out at first?
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