WELCOME to WEDNESDAY MARCH 12, 2025

Here’s The Story….
Bad weather meant I was stuck overnight at O’Hare airport in Chicago.
Along with hotel accommodations, the airline issued each passenger a
$10 meal ticket, or “chit.”
That evening after dinner I presented my meal ticket to the cashier.
“Is this chit worth $10?” I asked.
Looking up nervously, the cashier responded,
“I’m sorry, sir. Was the meal that bad?”😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A new study reveals that the average fast-food chicken nugget is almost 60 percent fat.
The study also says that the average fast-food customer is almost
60 percent chicken nuggets.” -Conan O’Brien

“An Arizona bank robber was recently arrested after he applied for a job with his local
police department. They busted him after they asked, ‘Where do you see yourself in five
years?’ and he said, ‘In jail for robbing a bank.'” -Seth Meyers

“There are a lot of things to dislike about L.A.: traffic, pollution, people. But it’s important
sometimes to stop and appreciate the fact that, A) We don’t have to scrape ice off our windshield
every morning, and B) I can wear the same pair of teal-colored dolphin shorts to
work every day since 1985.” -Jimmy Kimmel

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A 17-year-old girl came home with five job applications. She carefully filled
them out, and later asked her mother to look them over.

All the answers were clear and concise and she noticed that on all five
applications, under “Previous Employment”, she had listed “Baby-sitting”.
But then she read, under “Reason for Leaving” her daughter had
answered, “Parents came home.” 😳😳

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about an escaped slave turned Union soldier.

Answer: “Glory”
Denzel Washington was born in Mount Vernon, New York on December 28, 1954. After graduating from Fordham University with a degree in journalism, Washington studied at the American Conservatory Theater, acting in off-Broadway productions. He played an escaped slave turned Union soldier in “Glory” (1989), wrongly imprisoned boxer Rubin “Hurricane” Carter in “The Hurricane” (1999), South African political activist Steve Biko in “Cry Freedom” (1987), and a corrupt narcotics officer in 2001’s “Training Day”.

Wednesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a minister turned soldier.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
There are three houses built exactly the same. One is filled with cotton, the other with wood, and the third with iron. One day an arsonist sets them all on fire. The sound of sirens was growing louder at the scene. People were screaming. Which house did the ambulance try to put the fire out at first?

ANSWER: Ambulances do not put out fires.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
What’s so peculiar about this sentence?

I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting; nevertheless, extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality, counterbalancing indecipherability, transcendentalizes intercommunications’ incomprehensibleness.

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