WELCOME to THURSDAY MARCH 13, 2025

Here’s The Story….
A man and his friend were exiting a drugstore and at the front door there was a scale.
“Look, a scale,” the man said to his friend. “Let’s see how my new diet is working out.”
He stepped on the scale.
“I can’t believe it!” he said as he read the result. “I’ve been on this diet for two weeks
but the scale says I’m heaver than I was before! How can that be?”
He pondered this as he stepped off the scale, then had a thought. He took off his jacket
and handed it to his friend. “Here, hold my jacket,” he said.
The friend took the jacket as the man stepped back on the scale.
Not much change.
“Here,” he said as he handed his purchase from the drugstore to his friend.
“Hold my Twinkies too.” 😮😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY THURSDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Climate change could eventually wipe out crops like strawberries and grapes.
Even worse, that means edible arrangements will soon be 100 percent cantaloupe.” -Jimmy Fallon

“In honor of International Women’s Day, McDonald’s is flipping its golden arches to
resemble a W instead of an M. And we can’t even show you what they did over at Hooters.” -Seth Meyers

“Apple’s new futuristic headquarters, Apple Park in Cupertino, California, is having some
problems. The building is filled with so much clear glass that employees have reportedly
been walking into glass walls. I guess Apple shouldn’t have installed windows.” -James Corden

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Choosing a movie? Try these extremely abbreviated plot explanations:

• The Shining: A family’s first Airbnb experience goes very wrong.
• The Lord of the Rings: Group spends nine hours returning jewelry.
• Titanic: Everyone tries the ice-bucket challenge.
• Beauty and the Beast: Stockholm syndrome works.
• The Chronicles of Narnia: Kid comes out of the closet.

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a minister turned soldier.

Answer: “The Crimson Pirate”
Burt Lancaster (1913-1994) was born in New York City. A gymnast and basketball player in high school, he served in World War II with the Special Services and began acting after the war. Lancaster starred as Captain Vallo in the comedy film “The Crimson Pirate” (1952), a minister turned soldier in “The Devil’s Disciple” (1959), a con man in “Elmer Gantry” (1960), and a ghostly small town doctor who gets to play baseball in 1989’s “Field of Dreams”, which was Lancaster’s final film.

Thursday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a small time criminal who has a problem with authority.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
What’s so peculiar about this sentence?

I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting; nevertheless, extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality, counterbalancing indecipherability, transcendentalizes intercommunications’ incomprehensibleness.

ANSWER: Each word in the sentence is one letter longer than the word before it!

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Oh, no! Chris, Dan, Jorge, Karl, and Eric have forgotten about Valentine’s Day! And, it’s February 13th! Each has bought a last-minute gift for his girlfriend, fiancee, or wife, wrapped in a different color. Figure out which gift each bought, the wrapping color, who he bought for, and what the relationships are.

The five men are Dan, the guy who sent roses, the man who sent chocolate, Eric, and Zoe’s fiance.
The roses were wrapped in green. The chocolate was not wrapped in pink and white.
The teddy bear was given to the 4 month girlfriend, who is not Tina.
A delighted wife received a gift wrapped in purple. An equally happy girlfriend, not Tina, had a red-covered present.
Carla has been dating for only 4 months, and Zoe was the most recently engaged.
No man has the same first initial as his girlfriend, fiancee, or wife.
Eric wasn’t proposing to Tina, but gave her a ring, anyway. They are not married.
Chris knows Zoe hates mushy stuff, so he got her an electronic device, wrapped in a color not normally associated with Valentine’s Day.
Jorge gave his fiancee a gift in emerald wrapping paper that matched the color of her eyes.

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