WELCOME to FRIDAY MARCH 14, 2025

Here’s The Story….
There was a man driving down the road behind an 18 wheeler, at every stoplight
the trucker would get out of the cab, run back and bang on the trailer door. After
seeing this at several intersections in a row the motorist followed him until he pulled into a parking lot.

When they both had come to a stop the truck driver once again jumped out and started banging
on the trailer door. The motorist went up to him and said, “I don’t mean to be nosey
but why do you keep banging on that door?”

To which the trucker replied, “Sorry, can’t talk now, I have 20 tons of canaries and a
10 ton limit, so I have to keep half of them flying at all times.” 😮😮

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

We found a spider in the house and my girlfriend told me to take it out instead of killing it.
So we went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer.

When my wife gets upset, sometimes a simple ‘Calm down, Honey’ in a soothing
voice is all it takes to get her a lot more upset.

“I think the bottom-line difference between being single and married is this: When you’re
single you’re as happy as you are. When you’re married, you can only be as happy as the
least happy person in the house.” –Tom Hertz

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Even though my Ecuadoran son-in-law is fluent in English, he translates
some figures of speech too literally. When I commented that he and my
daughter are about the same age, but she looks much younger, he agreed.
“Yes,” he said. “A lot of people think I stole the crib.” 😮😮

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a small time criminal who has a problem with authority.

Answer: “Cool Hand Luke”
A native of Cleveland Heights, Ohio, Paul Newman (1925-2008) was interested in acting from childhood. After service in the U.S. Navy during World War II and college, he joined the Actor’s Studio in 1951. Newman played con man Henry Gondorff in “The Sting” (1973), pool hustler “Fast Eddie” Felson in “The Hustler” (1961), a small time criminal who has a problem with authority in “Cool Hand Luke” (1967), and a Jewish Haganah agent in 1960’s “Exodus”.

Friday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a mentally disturbed neighbor.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
Oh, no! Chris, Dan, Jorge, Karl, and Eric have forgotten about Valentine’s Day! And, it’s February 13th! Each has bought a last-minute gift for his girlfriend, fiancee, or wife, wrapped in a different color. Figure out which gift each bought, the wrapping color, who he bought for, and what the relationships are.

The five men are Dan, the guy who sent roses, the man who sent chocolate, Eric, and Zoe’s fiance.
The roses were wrapped in green. The chocolate was not wrapped in pink and white.
The teddy bear was given to the 4 month girlfriend, who is not Tina.
A delighted wife received a gift wrapped in purple. An equally happy girlfriend, not Tina, had a red-covered present.
Carla has been dating for only 4 months, and Zoe was the most recently engaged.
No man has the same first initial as his girlfriend, fiancee, or wife.
Eric wasn’t proposing to Tina, but gave her a ring, anyway. They are not married.
Chris knows Zoe hates mushy stuff, so he got her an electronic device, wrapped in a color not normally associated with Valentine’s Day.
Jorge gave his fiancee a gift in emerald wrapping paper that matched the color of her eyes.

ANSWER: Chris, Zoe, 2 months engaged, Laptop, Blue
Dan, Carla, 4 months dating, Teddy Bear, Red
Jorge, Ellen, 3 months engaged, Roses, Green
Karl, Joann, Married, Chocolate, Purple
Eric, Tina, 6 months dating, Ring, Pink and White

FRIday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
How can you make the following equation correct without changing it at all?

8 + 8 = 91

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