WELCOME to MONDAY MARCH 17, 2025

Here’s The Story….
Neighbors of ours had a terrible disagreement over a patio they wanted for their backyard.
The wife had rather grand ideas, while the husband wanted costs kept to a minimum.
The wife won out, and the construction bill climbed higher and higher.

I dropped by one day, when the patio was near completion, and was surprised to find the
husband smiling from ear to ear as the workmen smoothed over the surface. I remarked
how nice it was to see a grin replace the frown he had been wearing lately.

“You see where they’re smoothing that cement?” he replied.
“I just threw my wife’s credit cards in there.” 😮😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Amazon is testing a new service that allows couriers to unlock homes and leave
packages inside. Learn more about the new service on a future episode of ‘Dateline.'” -Seth Meyers

“A new study shows that monkeys can look at photos and recognize other monkeys
they know. However, the study also shows that monkeys are terrible with names.” -Conan O’Brien

“A man in London just took Uber’s one-billionth ride, and to celebrate, Uber gave him
a year’s worth of free rides. The man says he’s excited to spend the entire year drunk.” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Did you hear about the two guys who decided to try duck hunting? They bought new outfits
& equipment, and went out to a place in the woods where they heard the hunting was really
good. But after several hours of thrashing through the woods, one fellow said, “I don’t know
about this. We’ve been out here all day and haven’t caught a single duck.
Do you think we’re doing something wrong?”
“I don’t know,” replied the other. “Maybe we’re not throwing the dog high enough.” 😮😮

Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a mentally disturbed neighbor.

Answer: “To Kill a Mockingbird”
Born in San Diego, California USA on January 5, 1931, Robert Duvall served in the U.S. Army from 1953-1954. Duvall studied acting in New York City, where he was friends with fellow actors Gene Hackman and Dustin Hoffman. Duvall’s first film role was as the mentally disturbed neighbor “Boo” Radley in “To Kill a Mockingbird” (1962). He played the adopted son and family lawyer of the Corleone family in “The Godfather” (1972), the outlaw Ned Pepper in “True Grit” (1969), and an unscrupulous TV executive in the 1976 film “Network”.

Monday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a Civil War veteran, who is searching for his kidnapped niece.

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
How can you make the following equation correct without changing it at all?
8 + 8 = 91

ANSWER: Look at it upside down.
16 = 8 + 8.

Monday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
A 3-letter-word has been taken out of each of the following words. Can you figure it out?
_ _ E VI _ OR PO _ IVE HE _ _ANT

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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