WELCOME to TUESDAY MARCH 18, 2025
Here’s The Story….
I tried to explain to a client why I couldn’t help him with a project that was written
in a program code that I didn’t know. “Let’s say you’re asking me to write something
in a specific language. Now, I’m fluent in English and Spanish, but your project is in
Chinese. Since I don’t understand Chinese, I’m not your best option. You need someone
who is fluent in this specific language. See?”
He said he did and thanked me.
The next morning, I got a call from another developer asking,
“Why is So-and-So asking us if we’re fluent in Chinese?”😱😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“I read that white giraffes were just caught on video for the first time ever.
Researchers knew that they were white, cuz they were
drinking pumpkin spice lattes.” -Jimmy Fallon
“The Italian restaurant chain ‘Villa Italian Kitchen’ is adding a new pumpkin spice
pizza to its menu. And if you like that, you’re gonna love
Starbucks’ new Linguini Mocha.” -Seth Meyers
“More people have died taking selfies than have been killed by sharks. My policy is,
you should treat selfies like you treat drinking. Try not to do it alone, definitely don’t
do it while you’re driving, and if you take more than two or three a day,
you should probably seek help.” -James Corden
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Today marks the 35th anniversary of the death of Sir Douglas Bader and I couldn’t let
it pass without this story about the Royal Air Force hero. He was giving a talk at an upmarket
girl’s school about his time as a pilot in the Second World War. “So there were two of the
fers behind me, three fers to my right, and another fer on the left,” he told the audience. The headmistress went pale and interjected: “Ladies, the Fokker was a German aircraft.” Sir Douglas replied, “That is true, madam, but these fers were in Messerschmitts.” 😮😮
Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a Civil War veteran, who is searching for his kidnapped niece.
Answer: “The Searchers”
John Wayne (1907-1979) was born Marion Morrison in Iowa. He began playing bit parts in silent films in the 1920s. Wayne played the Ringo Kid, an escaped prisoner seeking vengeance in 1939’s “Stagecoach”, Confederate Civil War veteran Ethan Edwards, who is searching for his kidnapped niece in “The Searchers” (1956), drunken, one-eyed Federal Marshal Rooster Cogburn in 1969’s “True Grit”, and J.B. Books, a notorious gunfighter dying of cancer in his last film, 1976’s “The Shootist”.
Tuesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a Mutineer.
Monday’s Quizzler is….
A 3-letter-word has been taken out of each of the following words. Can you figure it out?
_ _ E VI _ OR PO _ IVE HE _ _ANT
ANSWER: SIT.
SITE
VISITOR
POSITIVE
HESITANT
SITUATE
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
When you behead a word, you remove the first letter and still have a valid word.
You will be given clues for the two words, longer word first.
Example: Begin -> Sour, acidic
Answer: The words are Start and Tart.
- Pleasant -> Frozen water
- More recent -> Pitcher for water
- Noble gas -> Indefinitely long period of time
- Almost -> Ahead of time; at the beginning of a period of time
- Not at any time -> At any time
- None of two choices -> One of two choices
- Limited width or scope -> Projectile shot from a bow
- One, for example -> Brown, earthy colour
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