WELCOME to WEDNESDAY MARCH 18, 2025
Here’s The Story….
Nancy was Catholic, but her fiance, Chris, was not. Since my friends were planning
to be married in the Catholic Church, Chris made sure to listen carefully throughout
their prenuptial sessions. At one meeting the priest turned to Chris and told him,
“Since you are not Catholic, we shall have the ceremony without Eucharist.”
Later that day, Chris was noticeably upset, so Nancy asked what was wrong.
“I don’t understand,” he said. “How can we have the ceremony without me?” 😮😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“The government has unveiled a new website that predicts your financial worth after
graduating college. It doesn’t give you a number, just tells you which Starbucks
you’ll be working at and for how long.” -Conan O’Brien
“A math blogger says he’s figured out ‘the world’s favorite number.’ It turns out that it’s 7.
The least popular number? The fake phone number you get when you tell a
girl you’re a math blogger.” -Jimmy Fallon
“A pair of Ohio teens were caught this weekend using a beer bong to drink full two-liter
bottles of Mountain Dew. It’s a rare case where the punishment is the crime.” -Seth Meyers
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Suspecting he had a serious medical condition, I nagged my husband until he
agreed to see a doctor. Once there, he was handed a mountain of forms to fill out.
Next to “Reason for visit?” he wrote, “My wife made me.” 😮😮
Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a Mutineer.
Answer: “Mutiny on the Bounty”
William Clark Gable (1901-1960) was born in Ohio. He began acting on the stage at 21, and began his film career as an extra in silent films in the 1920s. Gable played mutineer Fletcher Christian in the 1935 film “Mutiny on the Bounty”, Southern rogue Rhett Butler in “Gone With the Wind” (1939), hunter Victor Marswell in “Mogambo” (1953), and, in his final role, aging cowboy Gaylord Langland in 1961’s “The Misfits”.
Wednesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a man whose best friend is an invisible rabbit.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
When you behead a word, you remove the first letter and still have a valid word.
You will be given clues for the two words, longer word first.
Example: Begin -> Sour, acidic
Answer: The words are Start and Tart.
- Pleasant -> Frozen water
- More recent -> Pitcher for water
- Noble gas -> Indefinitely long period of time
- Almost -> Ahead of time; at the beginning of a period of time
- Not at any time -> At any time
- None of two choices -> One of two choices
- Limited width or scope -> Projectile shot from a bow
- One, for example -> Brown, earthy colour
ANSWER: 1. Nice -> Ice
- Newer -> Ewer
- Neon -> Eon
- Nearly -> Early
- Never -> Ever
- Neither -> Either
- Narrow -> Arrow
- Number -> Umber
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
And now for more in the tradition of the Vowel-less Knights:
- Mnds r lk prchts – th nl fnctn whn pn.
- Bwr f smll xpnss, smll lk wll snk grt shp.
- Prblms cnnt b slvd t th sm lvl f wrnss tht crtd thm.
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