WELCOME to THURSDAY MARCH 19, 2025
This Strange English Language
We’ll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes;
but the plural of ox became oxen not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice;
yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.
If the plural of man is always called men,
why shouldn’t the plural of pan be called pen?
If I spoke of my foot and show you my feet,
and I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
why shouldn’t the plural of booth be called beeth?
Then one may be that, and three would be those,
yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
and the plural of cat is cats, not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
but though we say mother, we never say methren.
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
but imagine the feminine, she, shis and shim.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY THURSDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Two ATMs here in New York were shut down for dispensing counterfeit money.
People were suspicious after one guy kept asking, ‘Hey, can you break a 23?'” -Jimmy Fallon
“A study has found that the most popular type of business in New Jersey is golf
equipment stores. Though most customers come in and say, ‘I need a blunt object
and a bag about as big as a guy.'” -Seth Meyers
“Scientists believe the first modern Europeans mated with Neanderthals. This is the
oldest evidence yet of beer goggles.” -Conan O’Brien
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My father was completely lost in the kitchen and never ate unless someone prepared a
meal for him. When Mother was ill, however, he volunteered to go to the supermarket
for her. She sent him off with a carefully numbered list of seven items.
Dad returned shortly, very proud of himself, and proceeded to unpack the grocery bags.
He had one bag of sugar, two dozen eggs, three hams, four boxes of detergent,
five boxes of crackers, six eggplants, and seven green peppers.😮😮
Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a man whose best friend is an invisible rabbit.
Answer: “Harvey”
James Stewart (1908-1997) was born in Pennsylvania. He began acting while in college, and made his film debut in 1935. Stewart played troubled banker George Bailey in the 1946 film “It’s a Wonderful Life”, a man whose best friend is an invisible rabbit in “Harvey” (1950), a retired police detective hired to follow a friend’s wife in “Vertigo” (1959), and a Western lawyer who builds a career on a gunfight in “The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance” (1962).
Thursday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie us about a psychotic Vietnam veteran.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
And now for more in the tradition of the Vowel-less Knights:
- Mnds r lk prchts – th nl fnctn whn pn.
- Bwr f smll xpnss, smll lk wll snk grt shp.
- Prblms cnnt b slvd t th sm lvl f wrnss tht crtd thm.
ANSWER: 1. pork work
- hound wound
- horse worse
- heard beard
Thursday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Can you decode these stupid quotes said by different people?
“Sniomkg klils. fi yru’oe kleild, yvuo’e solt a ryev iotpnarmt rapt fo uyro eifl.” – Brooke Shields
“Het ienrtnet si a teagr ayw ot etg no teh ent.” – Bob Dole
“I velo Cnrlifaoia, I pirtlcalcay wreg pu ni Pnohiex.” – Dan Quayle
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