WELCOME to THURSDAY MARCH 19, 2025

Here’s The Story….
My husband and I often spell words so that our small children won’t understand what we’re
saying. I didn’t realize what a habit this had become until one day when my husband and
I were in the grocery store at the soup aisle.
An aggressive young woman banged into our cart, then nudged me over, blocking my access
to the soup. Annoyed, I looked at my husband and said, “Boy is she r-u-d-e!”
“Yeah,” he replied, “but I’ll bet she can s-p-e-l-l.” 🙁🙁
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“You know those little robot vacuums called Roombas? The company that makes them says that
Roombas have the capability to map out your home while they clean it, and it’s planning to sell that
information to Amazon and Google. We all thought that the Roomba was just vacuuming;
turns out it was casing the joint.” -James Corden

“A Georgia man is facing charges after he tried to enter a Waffle House completely naked. Ugh.
Can you imagine? Walking into a Waffle House barefoot?” -Seth Meyers

“This was a little controversial: Pope Francis recently said that the majority of modern Catholic
marriages are worthless because couples don’t always mean it when they say they’ll love each
other forever. And that’s the last time Pope Francis was ever asked to give a best man speech.” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
As I drove into a parking lot, I noticed that a pickup truck with a dog sitting
behind the wheel was rolling toward a female pedestrian.
She seemed oblivious, so I hit my horn to get her attention. She looked up just
in time to jump out of the way of the truck’s path, and the vehicle
bumped harmlessly into the curb and stopped.
I rushed to the woman’s side to see if she was all right.
“I’m fine,” she assured me, “but if that dog hadn’t honked…” 😮😮

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie us about a psychotic Vietnam veteran.

Answer: “Taxi Driver”
Robert De Niro, born in New York City in 1943, became interested in acting while in grade school, and De Niro got his first bit parts in film in the mid 1960s. De Niro played the young Vito Corleone in 1974’s “The Godfather Part II”, psychotic Vietnam veteran Travis Bickle in “Taxi Driver” (1976), boxer Jake LaMotta in “Raging Bull” (1980), and a mobster in “Goodfellas” (1990).

Friday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a man in love with a mermaid.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
Can you decode these stupid quotes said by different people?

“Sniomkg klils. fi yru’oe kleild, yvuo’e solt a ryev iotpnarmt rapt fo uyro eifl.” – Brooke Shields

“Het ienrtnet si a teagr ayw ot etg no teh ent.” – Bob Dole

“I velo Cnrlifaoia, I pirtlcalcay wreg pu ni Pnohiex.” – Dan Quayle

ANSWER: “Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.” – Brooke Shields (actress)

“The internet is a great way to get on the net.” – Bob Dole (U.S. Senator from Kansas)

“I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.” – Dan Quayle (former U.S. Vice President)

Friday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
And now for more in the tradition of the Vowel-less Knights:

1. Mnds r lk prchts – th nl fnctn whn pn.
2. Bwr f smll xpnss, smll lk wll snk grt shp.
3. Prblms cnnt b slvd t th sm lvl f wrnss tht crtd thm.

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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