WELCOME to MONDAY MARCH 31, 2025
Here’s The Story……
A preacher of the old school was describing the events of Judgment Day and,
of course, he used Biblical phraseology whenever he could.
“Oh, my friends,” he intoned, “imagine the suffering of the sinners as they find
themselves cast into the outer darkness, removed from the presence of the Lord
and given to eternal flames. My friends, at such a time there will be weeping,
wailing and a great gnashing of teeth!”
At this point, one of the elders of the congregation interrupted to say,
“But Reverend, what if one of those hopeless sinners has no teeth?”
The preacher crashed his fist on the pulpit, “My friends, the Lord is not
put out by details. Rest assured… teeth will be provided!” 😮😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A new poll found that 10 percent of people post vacation photos on social media to
make others jealous, and 100 percent of people click on them
to see co-workers in a bathing suit.” -Seth Meyers
“In North Carolina, a mother is suing a daycare center because one of the workers
there breastfed her son without permission. Authorities say she doesn’t really
have a case because her son is 32.” -Conan O’Brien
“A new study found that married couples who go on double dates with other couples
are more likely to have better relationships. They say it inspires better communication –
on the ride home, when you talk about how much you hated the other couple.” -Jimmy Fallon
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A tour guide was showing a tour group around Washington, D. C. The guide pointed
out the place where George Washington supposedly threw a dollar coin across the Potomac River.
“That’s impossible,” said the tourist. “No one could throw a coin that far!”
“You have to remember,” answered the guide, “a dollar went a lot farther in those days.”
Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a Depression-era Oklahoma farmer relocating to California to find work in 1940’s.
Answer: “The Grapes of Wrath”
Henry Fonda (1905-1982) was born in Nebraska and began acting there in community theater in his early twenties. Fonda made his film debut in 1935. He played American farmer Gil Martin in the 1939 film “Drums Along the Mohawk”, a Depression-era Oklahoma farmer relocating to California to find work in 1940’s “The Grapes of Wrath”, a U.S. Navy officer in “Mister Roberts” (1955), and a juror holding out to acquit a teenager murder suspect in the 1957 film “12 Angry Men”.
Monday’ Movie Trivia of the day!
What fictional town is “A Nightmare On Elm Street” set in?
Friday’s Quizzler is….
Mike Jones, a travel agent at the Bon Voyage travel agency, was mildly surprised when five college students stopped by his office last Saturday morning, since each booked his spring-break trip months ahead of time. Each student came into the store at a different time and booked a trip to a different destination via a different mode of transportation.
From the information provided, can you determine the time in the morning at which each student stopped by, as well as the destination and mode of transportation each chose?
- Taylor came into the office at some point after the student who booked the trip to Miami. The student who booked a train ticket came in at 11:00 a.m.
- The student who came in at 9:00 a.m. (who isn’t the one named Allen) booked the trip to Washington D.C.
- Brian (who booked a rental car) came in exactly 30 minutes after Paul (who booked a trip to Orlando).
- The student who booked a trip to the Virgin Islands via sailboat is not the one who came in at 10:30 a.m.
- Dennis is not the one who booked a bus reservation.
ANSWER: 9:00. Dennis, Washington DC, airplane
9:30, Allen, Virgin Islands, sailboat
10:00 Paul, Orlando, bus
10:30 Brian, Miami, rental car
11:00 Taylor, New Orleans, train
Mpnday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
What is special about these four words?
what, hole, ales, test
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