WELCOME to MONDAY MARCH 31, 2025

Here’s The Story……
My job is in the aerospace industry, and it’s always been a challenge to explain what kind of work I do.
At one gathering, I tried several unsuccessful attempted explanations before deciding to be as
generic as possible. When the subject came up while I was talking with a group of guys,
I replied simply, “Defense contractor.”
The men nodded, and as the conversation went on, I silently declared victory to myself.
Then, one of them turned to me and asked, “So, what do you put up mainly? Chain-link?”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Airbnb is planning to launch a luxury service for mansions. They say it’s perfect
for people who want to have everything stolen from their mansion.” -Jimmy Fallon

“Spirit Airlines recently gave a family 21 years of free travel after a mother went into
abor and gave birth mid-flight. Though they probably should have given those
free flights to the guy sitting next to her.” -Seth Meyers

How did people first figure out that it was cicadas that make that noise? I could see
hat taking a long time. I bet there was like a thousand years where people were like,
‘Yeah, the trees are screaming. They do that in the summer.’

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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
While I was shopping in the mall with my three children, a display in the window of
a lingerie store caught my eye. “Do you think Daddy would like this?”
I asked the kids, as I pointed to the lacy pajamas with matching robe.
“No way,” my horrified six-year-old son replied. “Daddy would NEVER wear that!”

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
What fictional town is “A Nightmare On Elm Street” set in?

Answer: Springwood, Ohio!
The parents of Elm Street in Springwood, Ohio banded together in order to rid Elm Street
of Freddy Krueger. Wes Craven named Robert Englund’s character Freddy after a bully
who tormented him during his elementary days.
Some people think the jumper Freddy wears in black and red when in fact it is green and red.

Tuesday’ Movie Trivia of the day!
In the film “Hellgate” a magic item can be used to bring the dead back to life.
What is this item?

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
What is special about these four words?
what, hole, ales, test

ANSWER: If you take each corresponding letter from each word, the same words are formed again:
What Hole Ales Test
wHat hOle aLes tEst
whAt hoLe alEs teSt
whaT holE aleS tesT

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
The following not only describes a famous monument,
but is an anagram for its name. What is it?

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LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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