WELCOME to WEDNESDAY APRIL 2, 2025
Here’s The Story……
There was a farmer who had many pigs. One day someone came to the farm
and asked the farmer, “What do you use to feed your pigs?”
“Well, I give them acorn, corn, vegetable scraps and things like that. Why?”
“Because I am from the Animals Protection Association and I think you don’t feed
them like you should, they shouldn’t eat wastes.” Then he fined the farmer.
Some days later, another person arrived and asked the same question. The farmer
answered, “Well, I feed them very well. I give them fish, whole grains, hot corn
mash and as much fresh fruit and vegetables as I can get my hands on. Why?”
“Because I am from the United Nations Organization and I think it’s unfair that you
feed your pigs like that when there are people dying with nothing to eat.”
And he fined the farmer.
Finally, another man came in and asked the same question.
The hesitant farmer answered after a minute of careful thought: “Well, I give five dollars
to each pig so they can buy whatever it is they want.” 😮😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Chocolate maker Hershey is reportedly expecting to cut its global workforce by
about 15 percent. That’s right, for the first time ever, chocolate is
giving up people for Lent.” -Seth Meyers
“Scientists have found a way to grow human tissue on apples. Now the only thing left
for them to discover is a REASON to grow human tissue on apples.” -Conan O-Brien
“A new study found that babies as young as nine months can tell the difference between
friends and enemies. Which raises a lot of questions, like: What kind of babies have enemies?” -Jimmy Fallon
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their
hopes and dreams. The people who produce the bottles.
The truck drivers who deliver the beer and the retailers who sell it.
If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.
Then I say to myself, “It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams
come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.” 😮😮
Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
In the film “Hellgate” a magic item can be used to bring the dead back to life.
What is this item?
Answer: Magic crystal
Ron Palillo, who plays the character Matt, also played Allen Hawes in
“Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives”. Ron Palillo stared in “Welcome Back, Kotter” which also stared John Travolta.
The magical blue crystal is found in the mine of the town Hellgate. The crystal is then used to bring
back Josie, who was murdered at the start of the film.
Wednesday’ Movie Trivia of the day!
In the film “Phantom of the Mall: Eric’s Revenge”, which actor played Eric?
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
The following not only describes a famous monument,
but is an anagram for its name. What is it?
Built to Stay Free
ANSWER: Statue of Liberty
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Jeff, Carl, Tom, Ben, and Alan are five loving dads. Their children, in no specific order, are Jenna, Harry, David, Patrick, and Mary. On five different days of the week, these dads decided to get their children different breeds of dogs. Your job is to figure out which child received which dog, on which day, from which dad, and what each dog was named.
- The five dads are Carl, David’s father, the owner of the beagle, the owner of Lassie, and Ben.
- All the dogs’ names have a relationship to the dog…For example, David named his dalmatian Spot, although it obviously has many more. Also, Harry named his poodle Curly.
- Ben gave a poodle to his son right after Sunday Mass.
- None of the dad’s names start with the same letter as the name of their child, dog, or dog breed.
- Lassie was bought by Jeff on Friday. The beagle was bought for Patrick.
- Tom bought a dog for his son David on Thursday, but Carl went shopping on Monday.
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