WELCOME to WEDNESDAY APRIL 9, 2025
Metric Conversion Chart
10**12 Microphones = 1 Megaphone
10 cards = 1 decacards
10 rations = 1 decoration
10 millipedes = 1 centipede
8 nickles = 2 paradigms
2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
10 monologs = 5 dialogues
2 monograms = 1 diagram
2 snake eyes = 1 paradise
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Later this month, Google will be testing its new self-driving minivans. The vehicles
can do all the functions of a human driver, except wonder, ‘Christ,
how did I end up driving a minivan?'” -Conan O’Brien
“More than 60 cities around the world celebrated the 16th annual No Pants Subway
Ride yesterday. Or as that one guy on your train calls it, ‘Sunday.'” -Seth Meyers
“In Las Vegas, the Consumer Electronics Show is going on. It displays new technology
that makes you already hate the TV you bought two weeks ago for Christmas.” -Jimmy Kimmel
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Finishing up our work at a trade show in San Diego, my co-worker Maureen and I decided
to go sightseeing across the border in Tijuana, Mexico. While there, we went shopping
and bought a few pieces of clay kitchenware.
As we crossed back into the United States, a customs official asked if we had anything of value to report.
“Not really,” Maureen replied, digging in her bag for the bean crock she had purchased.
Everyone around us froze as she continued, “I only bought a little pot.” 😮😮
Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
In the film “C.H.U.D.”, what does C.H.U.D. stand for?
Answer: Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers
The C.H.U.D monsters were based on urban legends about creatures that apparently lived underground.
The budget for “C.H.U.D.” was 1.25 million USD. The film earned 4.7 million USD at the box office.
Wednesday’ Movie Trivia of the day!
In “The Return of the Living Dead”, which actress plays the role of Trash?
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
Someone has stolen Beethoven’s Wig and has put it in one of four locked boxes. The boxes are numbered from 1,2,3,4 in that order. There are four different keys that each has their own color. Use the clues below to figure out which key goes in which box and to find the box where Beethoven’s wig is being kept.
- The green key goes to the third or fourth box
- The wig is to the left of the fourth box
- The wig is to the right of the first box
- The yellow key is to the left of the wig
- The blue key is to the right of the yellow key and to the left of the green key
- The red key goes to the first box
ANSWER: The wig is in the third box
The red key goes to the first box
The yellow key goes to the second box
The blue key goes to the third box
The green key goes to the fourth box
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Can you figure out these common expressions?
- The second letter of the alphabet + the opposite of more + a female sheep
- The 16th letter of the alphabet + to rent
- A stinging insect + to dig ore out of the ground
- Former + sticks used for pool + not you
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