WELCOME to THURSDAY APRIL 10, 2025
Here’s The Story…..
After finishing an out-of-town errand, I discovered that my car wouldn’t start because it was out
of gas. A passer-by told me there was a service station a half-mile away, so I took a gas can from
the trunk and trudged the distance in the sweltering sun.
The attendant filled my two-gallon can, and I lugged it back and poured the gas into the tank. But
when I tried to unlock the car door, it wouldn’t open. Just then, I noticed an identical old car parked
a short distance away. That was my car; I had filled a stranger’s gas tank.
Wearily I walked back to the station. “You know,” the attendant suggested helpfully, “instead of walking
back and forth to fill the tank from the can, you could put a couple of gallons in the tank and then drive the car here.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL THURSDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
One of the first things you learn on your honeymoon is, when you’re carrying your
bride over the threshold, always go in sideways — unless of course two
broken ankles and a concussion turn you on.
The government will be requiring new food labels that are more specific. Products will
now be labeled, no fat, low fat, reduced fat and fat, but great personality.
“I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of
time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for
the paper I wrote it down on.” -Beryl Pfizer, American journalist
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
While I was dining in the restaurant of a large hotel, I heard a loud crash. A waitress
had dropped a whole tray of coffee cups, plates, and dishes. Being only a couple tables
away from her, I felt a stinging pain in my hand where I was cut from the
shattered debris. I was immediately escorted to the hotel doctor.
“What happened?” he asked.
I said, “I was attacked by a flying saucer.” 😮😮
Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
In “The Return of the Living Dead”, which actress plays the role of Trash?
Answer: Linnea Quigley!
Linnea Quigley went on to appear in several horror films such as “Night of the Demons” and “Graduation Day”.
Linnea considered becoming a police officer bur decided to stick to acting. She did pass the written test but didn’t take it any further.
Linnea’s character in “The Return of the Living Dead” hadto put up with make up artists trying several experimental make up effects on her.
Thursday’ Movie Trivia of the day!
George Clooney appeared in “Return To Horror High”. What was the name of his character?
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Can you figure out these common expressions?
- The second letter of the alphabet + the opposite of more + a female sheep
- The 16th letter of the alphabet + to rent
- A stinging insect + to dig ore out of the ground
- Former + sticks used for pool + not you
ANSWER: 1. Bless you
- Please
- Be Mine
- Excuse Me
Thursday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Bob was having a big party. He decided on a technique to get lots of people to come.
He invited his five closest friends and said that they could each invite 4 people.
Each of those could invite 3.
Each of those could invite 2.
Each of those could invite 1.
Overall, how many people did Bob invite to his party?
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