WELCOME to FRIDAY APRIL 11, 2025

Here’s The Story…..
During the banquet celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary, Tom was asked
to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration.
“Tell us Tom, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with
your wife?” an anonymous voice yelled from the back of the room.
Tom responded, “Well, I’ve learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches
you loyalty, forbearance, self-restraint, meekness, forgiveness — and a great many
other qualities you wouldn’t need if you had stayed single.” 😮😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEEKEND people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Wisconsin is hosting the U.S. Cheese Championship. Once
again, the winner is expected to be ‘Heart Disease.'” -Conan O’Brien

“According to a new study, cats may have more potential than dogs to
sniff out bombs. They just won’t bother to tell you.” -Seth Meyers

“The Centers for Disease Control reminds you, still the best way to avoid
contracting an STD is to get really into Dungeons and Dragons in high school.” -Jimmy Kimmel

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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
For the first few months of her co-op job for the state of Georgia, my sister had
nothing to do, so she surfed the Web or did crossword puzzles.
One day she expressed her boredom to a co-worker.
“I know,” she complained. “Everyone thinks state workers have it easy.
But there’s only so much you can pretend you’re doing.” 😮😮

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
George Clooney appeared in “Return To Horror High”. What was the name of his character?

Answer: Oliver!
“Return To Horror High” has nothing at all to do with the film “Horror High”.
“Return To Horror High” was George Clooney’s first major film role. Oliver, the character portrayed
by George Clooney, is the first person to be killed in the film.

Monday’ Movie Trivia of the day!
What is the nickname the police give the killer that Hannibal Lecter helps FBI agent Clarice
Starling catch in 1990’s ‘Silence Of The Lambs’?

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
Bob was having a big party. He decided on a technique to get lots of people to come.
He invited his five closest friends and said that they could each invite 4 people.

Each of those could invite 3.
Each of those could invite 2.
Each of those could invite 1.
Overall, how many people did Bob invite to his party?

ANSWER: Just 5.

Friday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
My father gave me a brain teaser with two groups of words missing. The four words in each group are anagrams of each other. I’ve solved the first group, but I’m stuck on the second group. Can you help?

Time to decorate the Christmas tree! Putting up the lights was my job, but after that it was time to ENLIST some help. While the kids were busy adding TINSEL, I put on some music to LISTEN to; my favourite song is “SILENT Night”.

After we finished decorating the Christmas tree, I hung the stockings on the 1. Feeling a chill, I looked down and had to 2 my 3 lapse; the fire was out. I threw on my 4 and stepped out into the cold night to gather some firewood. Upon my return, we were soon roasting chestnuts and sipping eggnog to complete a wonderful evening.

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