WELCOME to TUESDAY APRIL 15, 2025

Here’s The Story…..
During the banquet celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary, Tom was asked to
give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration.
“Tell us Tom, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with
your wife?” an anonymous voice yelled from the back of the room.

Tom responded, “Well, I’ve learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches
you loyalty, forbearance, self-restraint, meekness, forgiveness — and a great many
other qualities you wouldn’t need if you had stayed single.” 😮😮

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“In the U.K., a group of scientists successfully taught bumblebees how to play soccer.
And now, they’re trying to get American bumblebees to watch it.” -Conan O-Brien

“A 100-year-old Dutch woman recently persuaded local police to arrest her to fulfill an
item on her bucket list. Cool story for her, not so much for
the victims of her double homicide.” -Seth Meyers

“A Florida man was arrested for throwing potato salad at a nail salon. During his arrest,
he said, ‘I’ve been drinking and taking Xanax. What do you expect me to do?’ Well, not
that, although I do sympathize. When I was trying to give up carbs,
I once threw a bowl of spaghetti at a karate studio.” -James Corden

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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My children have never been thrilled about taking naps, but one day
they were putting up more of a fuss than usual.
In the middle of the tantrums, a friend called.
“What’s all the commotion over there?” she asked.
“Oh, nothing,” I said. “Just the siesta resistance.”

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
What is the name of the movie about the Woodsboro murders in 1997s ‘Scream 2’?

Answer: Stab!

Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day!
Which actress is NOT in the ‘Scream’ trilogy?

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
With his tossing partner, Lenny, Manny is about to try another daring trick using five balls! Manny will start with five four-letter words and Lenny will hold five letters: A, B, C, D, and E. After Manny rearranges each word to form another four-letter word, Lenny will toss one of the letters over to Manny which, when put at the beginning of each new four-letter word, will create a new five-letter word! Unfortunately Lenny has forgotten just which letter to toss at which time…..
Here’s an example. Manny starts with the word PALM. He juggles it to create LAMP. Now Lenny could toss over the C to make the word CLAMP!

Here are the words. First, rearrange each four-letter word into a new one. Then, add either A, B, C, D or E at the beginning of the new word to create a brand new five-letter word. Each of Lenny’s five letters will be used only once.

MEAL
TALE
LANE
TARP
VEIL

WARNING! While some words can be rearranged different ways to be used with more than one of Lenny’s letters, there is only one combination that will allow each of his letters to be used only once.

ANSWER: MEAL to LAME + B = BLAME
TALE to LATE + E = ELATE
LANE to LEAN + C = CLEAN
TARP to PART + A = APART
VEIL to EVIL + D = DEVIL

If ALIVE, BLEAT, CLEAT, or CAMEL are created, all five letters cannot be used.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Stronger than steel, yet lighter than cotton
Found in a corner, forever forgotten
I bother so many, but marvel a few
You can’t seem to make me
I’m a mystery to you.

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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