WELCOME to THURSDAY APRIL 17, 2025
Here’s The Story….
I volunteered recently to perform a parachute jump for charity. On our first
day of training, the instructor made an important point about preparing for landing at 300 feet.
“How do you know when you’re at 300 feet?” asked one woman.
“A good question,” replied the instructor. “At 300 feet you can recognize the faces of people on the ground.”
The woman thought about this for awhile before saying, “What happens if there’s no one there I know?”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL THURSDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“I’m writing a book in fifth person, so every sentence starts out with:
‘I heard from this guy who told somebody…'” -Demetri Martin
A donkey had an IQ of 186. He had no friends at all though.
Because even in the animal kingdom, nobody likes a smart-ass.
“When we got married we registered at Bloomingdale’s because you can
return everything for cash. And I figure each place setting can keep me
in beer money for about a month.” –Gary Barkin
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My boss is without peer when it comes to the rules and regulations that customs
officials must follow. But when it comes to the law, well, that’s a different story.
We were attending a court case in which we were prosecuting a smuggler.
The judge asked the court, “Who is making these allegations?”
My boss stood up and proclaimed, “I am the alligator, your honor.”😮
Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
In order for his plan to work, John Doe (Kevin Spacey) had to be killed for having
committed what deadly sin in 1995s ‘Seven’?
Answer: Envy!
He envied Mills’ (Brad Pitt) perfect life and perfect wife. Pitt was Wrath because he became so angry he killed Spacey, completing Spacey’s plan. Vanity was a woman whose nose was cut off and had to choose between calling for help and no longer being beautiful or dying . We can’t discuss Lust on this family website.
Friday Movie Trivia of the day!
What 1962 Robert Mitchum thriller did Robert DeNiro and Martin Scorsese remake in 1991?
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
A 3-letter word has been taken out of each of the following words. Can you figure it out?
ST_ _ _
_ _ NT AD _ _
P_ _ _ANT
ANSWER: AGE.
STAGE
AGENT
ADAGE
PAGEANT
COLLAGEN
Thursday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
After months of hard work, five scientists have eliminated the need for perfume by perfecting a procedure for creating scented jewelry! By altering the chemical composition of the metal, each scientist saturated a different piece of jewelry with a different scent. Upon completion of the items, the ingenious scientists brought them to the designers at Sentir Jewelers who set a different stone in each piece. From the information provided, determine the piece of jewelry each scientist had scented and the stone that was set within each piece.
Scientist: Dr. Phil, Dr. Ruth, Dr. Seuss, Dr. Spock, Dr. Zhivago
Piece of Jewelry: Bracelet, Brooch, Earrings, Necklace, Ring
Scent: Lavender, Musk, Patchouli, Rose, Sandalwood
Stone: Amethyst, Cat’s Eye, Garnet, Moonstone, Opal
- Neither the opal necklace nor the piece set with a moonstone is the patchouli-scented item (which wasn’t created by Dr. Ruth).
- Dr. Phil’s piece of jewelry is neither the lavender-scented one nor the rose-scented item.
- The amethyst (which wasn’t placed in the ring altered by Dr. Zhivago) wasn’t set in the pair of earrings Dr. Seuss altered.
- Dr. Spock is neither the scientist who worked on the brooch nor the one who fashioned the necklace.
- Dr. Seuss scented his jewelry with musk. A garnet was set in Dr. Ruth’s piece.
- The piece set with moonstone (which isn’t rose-scented) isn’t the pair of earrings.
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