WELCOME to TUESDAY APRIL 22, 2025
Here’s The Story….
A wife is scrambling eggs when her husband bursts into the kitchen.
“Careful,” he cries. “Careful! You’re cooking too many at once. Too many! Scramble them!
Now! We need more butter. They’re gonna stick! Careful! Now scramble them again! Hurry up!
Are you crazy? Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them.
Use the salt. Use the salt! The salt!”
The wife turns and asks, “What is wrong with you?”
Her husband calmly replies, “I wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.” 😮😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A guy in New York is selling the world’s largest video game collection, which includes
11,000 games. He doesn’t really want to sell it, but he needs some
way to pay for the divorce.” -Jimmy Fallon
“A Colorado man unsuccessfully tried to break into a University of Colorado ATM by spraying
it with acid and waiting for it to eat the protective covering away. He was caught when
authorities examined the three hours of security footage of his face.” -Seth Meyers
“A new study says that children are suffering bad health effects from eating too much pizza.
The study was explained in a pie chart which children immediately tried to eat.” -Conan O’Brien
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Two buddies were getting dressed in the locker room after a workout,
when the first man saw something that give him a bit of a shock.
“How long have you been wearing that bra?” the man asked his friend.
The friend replies, “Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment of my car.”
Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
Who was very effective as serial killer Daryll Lee Cullum in 1995’s ‘CopyCat’?
Answer: Harry Connick Jr!
Tuesday Movie Trivia of the day!
Which film features characters Mickey and Mallory Knox?
Monday’s Quizzler is….
I beam, I shine, I sparkle white
I’ll brighten the gloom with my light
I’ll mystify and enchant all
I’ll bring out the best in you all
Goofy, bucked, green or gold
Young and charming, wise and old
Sly, cunning, empty some times
Mirthful, uplifting, within the lines
A fleeting glimpse or prolonged show
I’m sometimes sad, sometimes mean
Sometimes I’ll say more than you know
Or betray what you think you’ve seen
Now, if you know me, tell me so
You have me too, you know!
ANSWER: A smile.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
name of a musical instrument is hidden in each of these phrases or sentences.
- Which arm on Icarus held this instrument?
- Man wearing kepi a novice player.
- Orpheus carefully replaced ancient instrument.
- Educator Gandhi played Bach.
- No car in Asia has instrument aboard.
- Instrument played in Olympic colorful parade.
- Cancel long concert for stringed instrument.
- Urban joke played on instrument.
- Angelic playing with arpeggios.
- Absolutely beautiful playing of stringed instrument.
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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