WELCOME to WEDNESDAY APRIL 23, 2025
ENGLISH for TOURISTS
Cocktail lounge, Norway: “LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.”
On an Athi River highway: “TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.”
In a City restaurant: “OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.
Hotel, Japan: “YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.”
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: “YOU ARE WELCOME TO
VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS, AND
WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY.”
Taken from a menu, Poland: “SALAD A FIRM’S OWN MAKE; LIMPID RED BEET SOUP WITH CHEESY
DUMPLINGS IN THE FORM OF A FINGER; ROASTED DUCK LET LOOSE; BEEF RASHERS
BEATEN IN THE COUNTRY PEOPLE’S FASHION.”
Supermarket, Hong Kong: “FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE, WE RECOMMEND COURTEOUS, EFFICIENT SELF-SERVICE.”
From the “Soviet Weekly”: “THERE WILL BE A MOSCOW EXHIBITION OF ARTS BY 15,000 SOVIET
REPUBLIC PAINTERS AND SCULPTORS. THESE WERE EXECUTED OVER THE PAST TWO YEARS.”
On the door of a Moscow hotel room: “IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST VISIT TO MOSCOW, YOU ARE WELCOME TO IT.”
A laundry in Rome: “LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“The owner of an ice cream truck named Snow Cone Joe was arrested for allegedly
stalking his rival truck, called Mr. Ding-a-Ling.
It’s being called the saddest turf war ever.” -Conan O’Brien
“A company in California has started selling a new cologne that smells like whiskey.
I think my dad’s been wearing that cologne for 40 years.” -Jimmy Fallon
“A company called Dog Nation just launched an IQ online test for your dog. It covers
understanding hand gestures and learning words. It’s actually a secret IQ test for humans.
If you pay $60 to give your dog an IQ test, you failed.” -Jimmy Kimmel
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A man was showing his friend a new set of matched golf clubs he had just bought.
“Doctor’s orders,” the man told his friend. “My wife and I have been gaining too much
weight and we went to see the doctor about it. He said we needed more exercise,
so I joined the country club and bought myself this set of golf clubs.”
“What about your wife?” the friend asked. “What did you buy her?”
“A new lawn mower,” the golfer said. 😮😮
Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
Which film features the characters Mickey and Mallory Knox?
Answer: Natural Born Killers!
Played by Woody Harrelson and Juliette Lewis in the 1994 Oliver Stone flick.
Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day!
In 1990, ‘Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer’ was released based on Henry Lee Lucas. What movie,
released in 1992, was also about Lucas, but was much more graphic and distrubing?
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
Name of a musical instrument is hidden in each of these phrases or sentences.
- Which arm on Icarus held this instrument?
- Man wearing kepi a novice player.
- Orpheus carefully replaced ancient instrument.
- Educator Gandhi played Bach.
- No car in Asia has instrument aboard.
- Instrument played in Olympic colorful parade.
- Cancel long concert for stringed instrument.
- Urban joke played on instrument.
- Angelic playing with arpeggios.
- Absolutely beautiful playing of stringed instrument.
ANSWER: 1. harmonica
- piano
- lyre
- organ
- ocarina
- piccolo
- cello
- banjo
- harp
- lute
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Emperor Akbar once ruled over India. He was a wise and intelligent ruler, and he had in his court the Nine Gems, his nine advisors, who were each known for a particular skill. One of these Gems was Birbal, known for his wit and wisdom. The story below is one of the examples of his wit. Do you have it in you to find out the answer?
The King of a distant land had heard that Birbal was one of the wisest men in the East and so desired to meet Birbal. He sent Birbal an invitation to visit his country.
In due course, Birbal arrived in the distant kingdom. When he entered the palace he was flabbergasted to find not one but six kings seated there. All looked alike. All were dressed in kingly robes. Who was the real king?
The very next moment he got his answer. Confidently, he approached the king and bowed to him.
How did Birbal know who was the real king?
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