WELCOME to THURSDAY APRIL 30, 2025

Here’s The Story…..
According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced
with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and
would put it on in the Bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they
would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would
put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.
She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man.
She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian
who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses).
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the
maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror. 😁
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Researchers have published a letter from a Harvard student in 1743 asking his parents
for money. On the bright side, just this year his student loans were finally paid off.” -Conan O’Brien

“Indonesia’s anti-drug chief is proposing that the country put narcotics offenders in a jail on
an island surrounded by crocodiles. The plan is to send the inmates food supplies every day
but they will have to survive on their own. This already sounds like a
reality TV show I would totally watch.” -James Corden

“New research has found that contrary to popular belief, it could be beneficial for women to
eat and drink while in labor. Though I don’t think the other people in the
restaurant would be too happy about it.” -Seth Meyers

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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I was traveling through Georgia last summer and stopped at a little backwoods
country store. In the men’s room there was a handwritten sign above
the malfunctioning potty which said, “Please Wiggel Handel”.
Below that some wit had written, “If I do, will it wiggel Bach?” 😮

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
Which horror star was in 1998’s ‘Urban Legend’?

Answer: Robert Englund!
Better known as Freddy Krueger, he played Prof Wexler. Hodder played Jason and was in a long list of movies including ‘Children of the Corn V’, ‘Pumpkinhead 2’, ‘Leatherface’, and ‘House IV’. Henriksen, of ‘Millenium’ fame, was in ‘Pumkinhead’, ‘Aliens’, ‘Alien3’, and ‘Scream 3’. Howard, Ron Howard’s brother, was in ‘Ice Cream Man’, ‘Leprechaun 2’, ‘Ticks’, ‘Carnosaur’, and ‘Silent Night Deadly Night 4’.

Thursday Movie Trivia of the day!
What disaster movie features Steve McQueen, Faye Dunaway and Fred Astaire?

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
A Swiss woman was stuck at a Nazi checkpoint. There was a very long bridge at the border of
Germany and Switzerland, but it took six minutes to cross. Observing the guard at the guardhouse,
she found that he came out every three minutes to check that no one was trying to leave or enter.
How did she manage to escape?

ANSWER: As soon as the guard reentered the guardhouse, she set out across the bridge. When she got halfway, she turned around, going back to Germany. When the guard saw her and waited for her to reach him, he saw she didn`t have the papers, so he sent her back to Switzerland, which is where she wanted to go.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Grandpa Lowell is a carpenter with five granddaughters whom he absolutely adores. He wanted to do something very special for all of their upcoming birthdays and ended up taking on a very large task. He decided to hand craft rocking chairs for them, each from a different type of wood, each with their names embossed and a music box attached to each playing a different song. From the clues given, determine the age of the granddaughter, the type of wood used, and the melody the chair played.

Girls: Amanda, Bonnie, Christine, Sylvia, Tanya

Age: 2, 3, 4, 6, 8

Wood: Birch, Cherry, Mahogany, Maple, Oak

Melody: “The Big Rock Candy Mountain,” “Rock-A-Bye Baby,” “Rock-A My Soul,” “Rock Me Gently,” “Rock of Ages”

1. The oak chair was made for a girl who is exactly twice as old as Amanda (who isn’t four years old). Sylvia isn’t the intended recipient of the oak chair. The birch chair wasn’t built for the eight-year-old (who isn’t Christine).
2. The mahogany rocker will be given to the child who is exactly twice as old as Bonnie, but younger than the at least one other child. The six-year-old isn’t the intended recipient of the chair that plays “Rock Me Gently”.
3. The music box that plays “Rock-A My Soul” is attached to the chair made for the grandchild who is exactly twice as old as Sylvia. Bonnie is exactly half as old as the intended recipient of the chair whose music box plays “Rock-A-Bye Baby”.
4. The chair that has the music box that plays “Rock of Ages” will be presented to the three-year-old, while the two-year-old is getting the cherry-wood chair.

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