WELCOME to WEDNESDAY MAY 7, 2025

Here’s The Story….
A group of junior-level executives were participating in a management training program.
The seminar leader pounded home his point about the need to make decisions and take action on these decisions.
“For instance,” he said, “if you had five frogs on a log and three of them decided to jump,
how many frogs would you have left on the log?”
The answers from the group were unanimous: “Two.”
“Wrong,” replied the speaker, “there would still be five because there is a
difference between deciding to jump and jumping.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“An 80-year-old man in Arizona is on trial for robbing a bank. Apparently, he slipped
the teller a note that said, ‘Do you know why I came in here?'” -Jimmy Fallon

“A California woman has turned her home into a sanctuary for 1,000 cats. She’s
applied for both tax and man exempt status.” -Conan O’Brien

“New Jersey is considering a bill that would outlaw texting while walking, and make it
punishable by 15 days in jail. And according to a new poll,
people kept running into it.” -Seth Meyers

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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Now that the metric system is in wide use all over the world,
we can see why American have not adopted it:
A miss is as good as 1.6 kilometers.
Put your best .3 of a meter forward.
Spare the 5.03 meters and spoil the child.
Twenty-eight grams of prevention is worth 453 grams of cure.
Give a man 2.5 centimeters and he’ll take 1.6 kilometers.
Peter Piper picked 8.8 liters of pickled peppers.

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
Which actor played the role of Harry Tasker in the movie “True Lies”?

Answer: Arnold Schwarzenegger!
Arnold Schwarzenegger starred alongside Tom Arnold, Bill Paxton, and Jamie Lee Curtis in “True Lies”.
Arnold Schwarzenegger played an undercover spy in the movie. Difficulty: Easy.

Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day!
Which actor played the villain in the 1994 movie “Speed”?

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
Use the syllables in the sylalist to complete the clues below. Each clue gives how many syllables the answer of it has.
Can you complete every question?

Sylalist: al, ag, er, ful, ga, hope, ig, im, ine, ize, loo, rand, re, rus, sa, wal

1. Arctic marine mammal (2)
2. Eskimo Home (2)
3. Optimistic (2)
4. Understand Clearly (3)
5. Chore (2)
6. Suppose (3)
7. Long Narrative (2)

ANSWER: 1. Walrus (wal rus)

2. Igloo (ig loo)
3. Hopeful (hope ful)
4. Realize (re al ize)
5. Errand (er rand)
6. Imagine (im ag ine)
7. Saga (sa ga)

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Spring is here! All the gardens on Hilldale Avenue are ablaze with color from flowering bulbs. The five gardens are each filled with different flowers. Alice and her neighbors, including Taylor, planted their bulbs at different times last summer and fall. From the following clues, can you determine each neighbor’s first and last name, type of bulbs in each garden, each neighbor’s address and when their bulbs were planted?

First names: Alice, Bob, Carl, Denise, Evelyn
Last names: Stewart, Taylor, Upland, Vickers, Wilson
Addresses: 23, 24, 25, 26, 27
Bulbs: Tulips, Daffodils, Crocus, Snowdrops, Hyacinths
Planting Dates: Aug.30, Sept.10, Sept.26, Oct.2, Oct.31

1. The 5 neighbors are Carl, the daffodil lady, Stewart, the neighbor who always plants last, and the one who resides at number 24.
2. Ms. Wilson returned from her vacation on the last day of September, just in time to plant her bulbs at number 23 Hilldale Avenue.
3. Vickers planted her bulbs after number 27 but long before the crocus went into the ground.
4. Denise always plants her bulbs, which have an initial letter that is the same as the initial of her last name, on the date that corresponds with her address.
5. Mr. Taylor gave out Halloween goodies for “Trick or Treat” on the same day that he planted his crocus bulbs.
6. Alice Vickers dislikes the smell of hyacinths.

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