WELCOME to THURSDAY MAY 8, 2025

Here’s The Story….
At a workshop on dog temperament, the instructor noted that a test for a canine’s disposition
was for an owner to fall down and act hurt. A dog with poor temperament would try to bite
the person, whereas a good dog would lick his owner’s face or show concern.
Once, while eating pizza in the living room, I decided to try out this theory on my two dogs.
I stood up, clutched my heart, let out a scream and collapsed on the floor.
The dogs looked at me, glanced at each other and raced to the coffee table for my pizza.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL THURSDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“SpaceX is planning to build a Mars rocket right here in Los Angeles. The voyage to Mars
will take nine months, but eight of those months will be spent just getting out of L.A.” -Conan O’Brien

“In honor of Tax Day, Hardee’s offered free breakfast biscuits if you said the password ‘Made
From Scratch.’ Arby’s had a similar deal. They gave you a free roast beef sandwich
with the password ‘Made From Squirrel.'” -Jimmy Fallon

“A man in New Orleans could be facing a life sentence for stealing $31 worth of candy from
a drug store. I feel for this guy. That has got to be a tough conversation once you’re in prison.
‘Yeah, I’m in for armed robbery and arson, what about you?’
‘Oh, you know, the new peanut butter Twix.'” -James Corden

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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
“Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?” I asked my friend.
“He wants to be a garbage man,” he replied.
“That’s an unusual ambition to have at such a young age.”
“Not really. He thinks that garbage men work only on Tuesdays.”

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
Which actor played the villain in the 1994 movie “Speed”?

Answer: Dennis Hopper
Dennis Hopper played the role of the mad bomber, Howard Payne. “Speed” also
starred Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock. Difficulty: Easy.

Thursday Movie Trivia of the day!
On which 1963 film is “Chicken Run” based?

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
Spring is here! All the gardens on Hilldale Avenue are ablaze with color from flowering bulbs. The five gardens are each filled with different flowers. Alice and her neighbors, including Taylor, planted their bulbs at different times last summer and fall. From the following clues, can you determine each neighbor’s first and last name, type of bulbs in each garden, each neighbor’s address and when their bulbs were planted?

First names: Alice, Bob, Carl, Denise, Evelyn
Last names: Stewart, Taylor, Upland, Vickers, Wilson
Addresses: 23, 24, 25, 26, 27
Bulbs: Tulips, Daffodils, Crocus, Snowdrops, Hyacinths
Planting Dates: Aug.30, Sept.10, Sept.26, Oct.2, Oct.31

1. The 5 neighbors are Carl, the daffodil lady, Stewart, the neighbor who always plants last, and the one who resides at number 24.
2. Ms. Wilson returned from her vacation on the last day of September, just in time to plant her bulbs at number 23 Hilldale Avenue.
3. Vickers planted her bulbs after number 27 but long before the crocus went into the ground.
4. Denise always plants her bulbs, which have an initial letter that is the same as the initial of her last name, on the date that corresponds with her address.
5. Mr. Taylor gave out Halloween goodies for “Trick or Treat” on the same day that he planted his crocus bulbs.
6. Alice Vickers dislikes the smell of hyacinths.

ANSWER: Alice Vickers, Tulips, Sept.10, No. 24
Bob Taylor, Crocus, Oct.31, No.25
Carl Upland, Hyacinths, Aug.30, No.27
Denise Stewart, Snowdrops, Sept.26, No. 26
Evelyn Wilson, Daffodils, Oct.2, No.23

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Find an anagram for each word in Group A. Each anagram will answer one of the clues in Group B.

Group A

1. Sharp
2. Snaky
3. Toner
4. Agree
5. Optic
6. Neigh
7. Rosin

Group B

1. Singing voice
2. Golf clubs
3. Subject
4. Stringed instruments
5. Jointed device
6. Type of beaver
7. Americans overseas

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