Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to FRIDAY MAY 9, 2025

Here’s The Story….
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the “Chicken Surprise”.
The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.

Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly
sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.

“Good grief, did you see that?” she asks her husband. He hadn’t, so she asks him to look
in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down..

Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and demands an explanation.

“Please sir,” says the waiter, “what did you order?”

The husband replies, “Chicken Surprise.”

“Ah! So sorry,” says the waiter, “I bring you Peeking Duck.” 😲😲
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEEKEND people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“In the world of healthcare, the FDA has approved the first pill with a digital sensor that signals doctors
when patients have taken their medicine. The doctors say they invented the pill to make sure that their
patients are taking their medication. I still think it would be more effective if they went with my
plan of making all pills taste like Cool Ranch Doritos.” -James Corden

“A Florida man is refusing to give up his ’emotional support squirrel’ even though his condo association is
threatening to evict him. Of course it’s stressful times like these when the comforting
embrace of a squirrel helps the most.” -Seth Meyers

“A federal court just ruled that sharing your Netflix password is now a federal crime. So if you’ve been
looking for a way to send your parents to prison, here’s your chance.” -Jimmy Fallon

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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A young college girl came running in tears to her father.
“Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!” she cried.
“I did? What did I tell you?” said the dad.
“You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble.”
“What are you talking about? That’s one of the largest banks in the world,”
he said. “Surely there must be some mistake.”
“I don’t think so,” she sniffed. “They just returned one of
my checks with a note saying, ‘Insufficient Funds’.” 😲😲

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
On which 1963 film is “Chicken Run” based?

Answer: The Great Escape!
The main similarity between the two films is the plan to get a large number of prisoners or chickens out in an escape bid. There are many other similarities as well, such as the theme music and the names of some of the characters.

Friday Movie Trivia of the day!
For what film did Frank Sinatra win an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor?

Thursday’s Quizzler is….
Find an anagram for each word in Group A. Each anagram will answer one of the clues in Group B.

Group A

Sharp
Snaky
Toner
Agree
Optic
Neigh
Rosin

Group B

Singing voice
Golf clubs
Subject
Stringed instruments
Jointed device
Type of beaver
Americans overseas

ANSWER: 1. Harps (4)

Yanks (7)
Tenor (1)
Eager (6)
Topic (3)
Hinge (5)
Irons (2)

Friday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Georges, Patrick, Charlis, Samuel and Bruno are five Frenchmen. Georges knows English and Chinese. Patrick knows Chinese and Japanese. Charlis knows Japanese and German. Samuel knows German and English. Bruno knows them all: English, Chinese, Japanese and German.

In how many ways can they sit in a row, such that any two neighboring persons have no problems in communication?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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